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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Remember that episode of MASH where Hawkeye realizes that the chicken was actually a baby? A similar thing happened to me at lunch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. A rising tide floods all coasts.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  3. Ohhhh, You wanted the kids to perform "Grease's Hand Jive". It really sounded like you said "Greasy Hand Job"... I see now why I've been fired.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. One smart fella, he felt smart. That is until I jammed my little butt in his face and cut loose. Not so smart now, asshole!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Make like a tree and let my Scottish friends compete to chop and hurl you.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Squiddily diddily-winks! Prepare for hijinks!

    By smitty,
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  7. Humdiggery diddly doo! Tomfoolery is on the menu!

    By smitty,
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  8. What came first, the chicken, the witch, or the wardrobe?

    By fredsolo,
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  9. Give me one good reason why I should avoid the Noid

    By fredsolo,
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  10. Show me someone who thinks nothin' says loving like something from the oven, and I'll show you someone with severely burnt genitals.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. To err is human. To forgive, divine. But to foreplay is very much appreciated.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. Ranked #1 on USA Today’s “Podcasts With the Texture But Not the Taste of Smegma” Reader’s Choice Poll

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A long horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You have a typically long face for a horse, but why is your horse body so abnormally long?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Recipient of snakehandlingevangelists.com's “Most Likely to Get the Bitey End” award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Welcome one, welcome all to 7-Eleven Presents: Comedy Big Gulp with your host Slurpee Hotdoggerman

    By smitty,
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  16. Not a fan of "Clocks" or "Viva la Vida?" Sounds like Coldplay leaves you cold, playa.

    By smitty,
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  17. Do you wanna know I got this SARS?

    By smitty,
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  18. I asked for a plastic bag, not your opinion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Carol Burnett used to tug her earlobe as a secret message to her grandmother and week after week it never failed to make Old Droopy Lobes Burnett cry.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. This might sound homophobic but frankly I love gay people. Phew, that didn't end up sounding homophobic at all.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Okay, smart guy. Just how many egg baskets am I supposed to have?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Little known fact, Johnny Cash actually wrote “Ring of Fire” about the aftermath of a week-long whiskey & chili bender.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. Bingo bango Chris Kattan was Mango.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. I’m what they call “on the Spectrum”... because that’s what Time Warner Cable changed their name to.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  25. My name is Spank Dankles and I like to run around.

    By scrotor,
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