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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Cumbersome” is a song. Citation needed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 636 views

  2. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Where there’s fire, there’s heat. Where there’s Heat, there’s Shaq the Very Large Pyromaniacal Basketball Person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 553 views

  3. We’re going to hell in a handbasket, but first I’m going to the farmer’s market with this hand-crafted artisanal locally-sourced non-GMO hemp basket.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 584 views

  4. Don't let your mouth write cheques your butt can't cash. And don't let your butt write cheques at all. Nobody will want that pen afterwards

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Friday with Wednesday, Mrs. Addams.

    By Discipline Daddy,
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    • 184 views

  6. If a donnybrook's your bailiwick, commence your comeuppance!

    By theoren_1,
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  7. It's gonna be Japan-demonium, if you catch my Tokyo drift.

    By theoren_1,
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  8. Tickle me behind my ear, and ye shall get a hardy steer; but tickle me upon my brow, and never shall ye reap your cow.

    By theoren_1,
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    • 319 views

  9. You can call me fluoride-a, 'cause my pearly whites are outta sight!

    By theoren_1,
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    • 370 views

  10. Frankly, I don’t think it’s any of your business whether or not I live in this abandoned Chi-Chi’s.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 2 replies
    • 763 views

  11. The movie? Felt like the digital version of the Trail of Tears but less toothpicks made from buffalo penis & more Mark Ruffalo dick pics, holla girl!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  12. Just woke up from a nightmare.A Special Thing message board was abandoned & I got trapped in a horrific pun palace called Catchphrase Suggestions.KMS?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 511 views

  13. Barfshart®

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 764 views

  14. It takes two to tango, three to tangle.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 360 views

  15. Shalom Pod-o-files

    By Kingceli,
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    • 248 views

  16. Cuttin’ loose with some Jesus juice.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 663 views

  17. We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy—we go because we are hard, and we’ve already fucked this planet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 591 views

  18. Your ass. A hole in the ground. Is there a difference? Discuss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 284 views

  19. If life gives you lemonade, then, like, drink it or whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 271 views

  20. I had to get rid of my Alanis Morissette shirt, because it seems like everybody wears an ironic shirt nowadays.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 469 views

  21. Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 347 views

  22. Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.

    By Salami Zoomer,
    • 0 replies
    • 306 views

  23. On a scale of 1 to 10, you can't accurately weigh my 11 pound dong.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views

  24. Objection Your Honor, technically all underwear is edible.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 401 views

  25. Is it just me or is there a pubic hair in my Lunchable?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 411 views
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