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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sickle cell anemic smells and the carcass of the rotten ham hock by John Grisham.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 430 views

  2. A nonfinite holomorphic vector bundle and an orthogonal Riemann manifold walk through a bar together at different times without entering it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 334 views

  3. I started taking opioids. Now I'm taking Opie and Anthonyoids.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 550 views

  4. And now it’s time for a little something we call HUGS!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. What are we going to to this week, Scott? The same thing we do every week, Jason—make fart jokes and talk to an entrepreneur.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 312 views

  6. Good mornin' starshine, the earth says, "Help me, I'm fucking dying!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack subverted her scheme by selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Impactivus Erectismash Testifuego! Oh man, OUCH. Should have kept it in your pants, Hagrid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 246 views

  9. My uncle Rufous the Murderous Homunculus’s crumpled knuckles are unfit for fisticuffs, roughhousing, or rushed unctuous self-love.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  10. I'm a loather not a fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 257 views

  11. Aftershave is the present you buy your skin after ripping it to shit with a metal blade you cruel son of a bitch.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 280 views

  12. Well it's Hollywood Fracks and we're contaminating your local water supply.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 276 views

  13. Kenny Rogers has great broadband otherwise it'd have been Islands Buffering in the Stream

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Don’t piss in my Corn Flakes and tell me it’s yellow, piss-flavored milk.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. I’ll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 294 views

  16. Some of us prefer to live in a little something called the real world. It airs Thursdays at 10pm on MTV.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 290 views

  17. Shingles Bells, Shingles Bells, Painful all the way

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 317 views

  18. I pay a lot of money on import taxes because I'm very important.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 280 views

  19. One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!

    By dw3000,
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  20. The rumours that Bono has been replaced with a whale are totally unfounded. Now here's our next song - Hold Me, Thrill me, Kiss Me, Krill Me.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 284 views

  21. People say I'm full of myself. But since turning cannibal I'm actually ten percent full of other people.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 248 views

  22. A good beginning is half the Beatles. And half of them met a bad end.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 286 views

  23. Shippin 'Casts and Breakin' for Planes: The Uncensored Story of The Podcast That Changed The Game

    By Salami Zoomer,
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    • 266 views

  24. I have just seven words for you.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 326 views

  25. Drop the grape, Rupert. You like raisins, remember?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 445 views
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