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1. I don't know half of you; and I dislike the other half of you. Anyway, I’m the fugoudda here.

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2. All joking aside, I’ll have the corn salad with extra corn.

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3. If Tom Green’s Backward Man had eyes in the back of his head, he wouldn’t be able to see where he was going, and that would be even funnier.

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4. The first rule of fidget club: tell all your friends. Second rule: Adderalls in the cookie jar.

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5. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. But I say: cover my balls in sugar and spice.

   By Call Waiting for Godot, July 19, 2018
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6. I'm on the woulda coulda diet - I only eat what I shoulda

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7. John Travoltage should have played Watt Earp the electricity cowboy.

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8. Dick Butkus was a legendary athlete and there’s absolutely nothing funny to say about him.

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9. I’d like to offer you a small part in a Matthew McConaughey vehicle. It’s right here under the hood of my Lincoln.

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10. To Amy Sedaris human, to Barry Gibb divine.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 18, 2018
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11. Without any further adieu, but just a little more a don't.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 18, 2018
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12. “Let’s turn that frown upside down!” should have been the tagline for Face/Off

    By Colfax McLiverneck, July 18, 2018
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13. Are You There, God? It’s Me, the guy that took your name in vain when I slammed by wee-wee in the shower door.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, July 18, 2018
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14. On today’s show, Denmark’s leading corn porn magnate, Bjorn Throbinson!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, July 18, 2018
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15. Hickory dickory duck, your mother made me her cuck.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, July 18, 2018
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16. For God so loved his girthy earthworm, he created the penis.

    By MondoMudbutt, July 18, 2018
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17. That cucumber will never fit, they said. Look who’s laughing now!

    By MondoMudbutt, July 18, 2018
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18. I’m trying to get breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and dessert at Chili’s for the next 3 weeks straight.

    By MondoMudbutt, July 18, 2018
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19. "Forever 21 is my IQ."

    By Robert_Yune, July 17, 2018
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20. Behold, our butter stinketh!- give us, therefore, butter that stinketh not!

    By TromboneLongy, July 17, 2018
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21. Popped a Jolly, I'm Ranching. WOO!

    By TromboneLongy, July 17, 2018
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22. Et tu, fartface?

    By IRONicmerMAN, July 17, 2018
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23. Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!

    By dw3000, July 17, 2018
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24. I may have forgotten all the bug spray and sunscreen, but I think my summer nudist retreat still went pretty well.

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25. I’m not a small business owner, 5’8 is average height for a man. Now get out of my store!

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