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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh bother, another drifter fell into the garbage disposal. My word those hitchhikers are ever so clumsy. Rutherford, be a dear, put on your hazmat suit and take care of Mr. Doe, would be a shame to get a mess on my new cashmere sweater

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Gas like a Xenomorph. Pass me the beano, dwarf. Circular motions & magical potions. Lord, taketh my flatulence.

    By Panamatheboy,
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  3. Come they told me pa rum pum pum pum. A newborn king to see pa rum pum pum pum. Failed the audition I did pa rum pum pum pum. My Tourettes strikes again pa rum pum pum FUCK

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Holiday cheer is no match for existential ennui, it's roundhouse kick is just too brutal. Cheer knocked out in the 3rd round.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Show me where in the Home Depot employee handbook it says I can’t drop acid and feel the carpet samples.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. They say dreams come true, which explains how I showed up for this exam in my underwear.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. The bling postman always ca-chings twice.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Chew me up and spit me out but it's impolite to check my ass out.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. We bear no ear well, but do trail fart smell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Beware ye o’ the wilde bewildebeast, which doth wander wackily and uncraftily ‘midst these very halls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Coming up next, the Cynical Puppeteering Podcast with Mark Maronionette.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Hold that fart it's time to start!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  13. I bite my thumb at thee, you bite your big toe at me, autocannibalism is fun for the whole family!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  14. We three kings of orient are, bearing gifts we traverse in my new mercedes-benz ooh what a smooth ride

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  15. Lungs! Can't live with em, can't live without em.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  16. ...

    By Bickford Raines,
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  17. What soup, Hot Dog?

    By El Shawo,
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  18. Chosen by the Memorial Walter Mitty Mascot City Ditty Committee, the new theme song for our beloved Gritty is Wood Beez by Scritti Politti, beating out finalists Fiddy, Diddy and Conway Twitty.

    By El Shawo,
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  19. Antifa ate all my alfalfa. Thanks Obamacare.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. As I Charleston off this mortal coil, I'm doing jazz hands into the great beyond.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Righting the wrongs of Blighty songs, your underwear lasts cause they're mighty thongs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Ahhh... what's wrong, hotdog? Welcome to Comedy Bring Down.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. That's Down, Hamburger!

    By LittleSeanyBoy,
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  24. The 1st amendment don't hold water here, boy. Besides the whole priceless piece of American History thing, the hole in the levee is just too large to duct tape a 200 year old document to and expect it to hold for more than a few seconds. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I slept like a baby last night -- I shit in a diaper and cried for hours

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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