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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tompkins Square? Mustaches and Bow ties are in these days.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. I cooked a Christmas pig in my toilet. My family was not a fan of John Hamm.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  3. I watched my Grandmother make crab dip. It was the happiest I’ve ever seen her.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  4. I wish I had noticed the elf on my shelf, he made a GILF out of my MILF

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  5. I made a snowman in my yard, but he made problems in my bedroom. Turns out he was a carrot top.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  6. My thoughts always run on three different tracks. Monorail Monorail Monorail.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  7. I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. It might blow up if I run into Micheal Bay.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  8. I had a body of work, now my bones are in retirement.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  9. A tisket, a tasket, dear lord there is an elf head in this basket

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  10. Welcome to the matrix, welcome to starship 990, welcome to the future, welcome to comedy bang bang, we're happy to serve you, welcome to comedy bang bang, welcome to comedy bang bang!

    By KOFAU,
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  11. Craptown ladies sing this song, doo-doo, doo-doo / Craptown ladies pushin’ brown, all the doo doo day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Pie nipples. Why not? Why. Not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. "Today's Special is the Fried Comedy Shrimp with the Bang Bang sauce."

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  14. Pete Holmes is like the Mary Sue of his own life

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Henry and Nancy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-E-R

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Until I get pecs like Rogan, cameras are still banned from the studio

    By mattyboytomtom,
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  17. Can you explain the object that is slightly higher than eye level, my torrid mongrel friend?

    By Alimony Tony,
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  18. Supersuit? I'll put my soup in her suit if you know what I mean. One clam chowder please.

    By PickleDaddy,
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  19. Open cuts, mixed breed mutts, cross contamination. Wish I wasn’t such a klutz, prone to masturbation.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  20. I told my wife I wanted a Nutcracker for Christmas and so she did. She bought me a lovely Nutcracker. Not everything has to be a joke.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  21. Auld Lang Syne? ​​​​​​​More like "Old Wang, Sigh" am I right Ladies?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  22. Fifty dollars for signed prints? How big of celebrities do you think you are?! Now, shut up and take my money...

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  23. What fuck, loud duck?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. You ain’t nuthin’ but an anthropomorphized perpetually lachrymose canid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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