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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Schlong John Silver never has to fish for complements.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  2. Give me Liberty or give me my baby back, baby back, baby back, Chili's baby back ribs.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 264 views

  3. Well.... Stop looking at the Damn thing and just eat it!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. The best gravy is cream based.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Hootie and the Blowfish.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  6. It's got two wheels, a handlebar and a gyroscope to keep you from falling over, that's a good Segway right?

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  7. Every pirate and French sailor you ever met tried to warn you that gonorrhea should be called stayorrhea but alas, the last pirate died 100 years before you were born and you abhor the thought of engaging with a Frenchman. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Once a falafel man, always a falafel man. You can be one if you get a falafel van.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  9. Coming to theaters soon- The Rock, the roll, and introducing the mashed potatoes.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. Cuffing a punk or huffing a skunk, if only my mistress had that kind of spunk

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  11. Don't let the sun go down on me, I can't stand the smell of burning hair.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  12. "Cheers!", said the doctor, "''tis just a touch of Diarrhea Perlman."

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Out of the frying pan into the fire, your method of cooking leaves much to desire.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Give a man a fish - feed him for a day. Wait till that man falls asleep after eating that fish - steal his shoes.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  15. A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Reese's pieces for all my nieces, and a curfew or two for my nephew. Get to bed kid!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  17. "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!" was the reply when Santa asked where he should cum

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  18. Of all my flavorite juices, booty hole's right up in there.

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. I wear my miniskirt in my minivan, my cargo shorts in my cargo van, and my dirndl in my Volkswagen.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  20. The poor waiter in the wool parka poured water on Paul Walker's Warby Parkers.

    By Kermitmcdermott,
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  21. Snappy the Hump-Duck was a mopey, hateful soul, with a stink-meat hat and a turd-skin nose and two eyes made out of holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. We wish you a merry Tuesday and a happy next Tuesday.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Ohhh the weather outside is frightful but the potential of universal annihilation by instantaneous expansion of the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy is sooo delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Get your meat-hooks off of the comic books, and put your salami inside of my mommy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Earwolf is a subsidiary of Merde Volante Entertainment Worldwide.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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