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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Chilling like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning after he's cryogenically frozen next April.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 229 views

  2. Time and Tide Pods wait for no man.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 230 views

  3. The world nowadays is like the Canadian Mint: It doesn't make any cents. Or mints.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 394 views

  4. Back in my day, the only thing quote/unquote "gay" in an Archie comic was all the latent homosexuality

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Do you think Chewbacca has a cloaca? Congrats, you do now. Wakka wakka!

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  6. Fonzie still says "ay" a lot, but now it's a question because his hearing aid doesn't work

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 383 views

  7. It’s the birds and the bees, not the birds and Steve.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Hardwood floors should just be called wood floors.

    By Antifa Supersoldier,
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  9. I don't care if it's cultural appropriation, I'm gonna dreadlock my pubes!

    By Antifa Supersoldier,
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    • 251 views

  10. Knotty pine is great for paneling, naughty pine is only good for paddling

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 159 views

  11. Say hello to the house band, with refrigerator on lead guitar, chaise lounge on bass guitar, and chest of drawers slapping the skins

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 168 views

  12. Motivation Poster at my daughter's elementary school: Awesomeness: If you are sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead

    By jimkiler,
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    • 302 views

  13. All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 472 views

  14. Taint nothin but a chode

    By DrCoknballs,
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  15. Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! Yup, just a stupid bird, sorry for the ruckus

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 353 views

  16. More like Sharts of the Past, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 359 views

  17. Aquaman knows how to get the ladies wet

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 362 views

  18. When God made you, he pooped out something really special

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 335 views

  19. Wake me up before you go go, but please don't disturb me if you go to the bathroom bathroom

    By Areola Jones,
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  20. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender. Wanna put my kosher toes in a toaster. Wanna put my lovin' butt in an oven.

    By The Dog Park,
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  21. There’s plenty of fish in the sea but the sea is just Aquaman’s jizz

    By Paul Hommus Anderson,
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  22. Happy engineer's day! If you're a hard-working engineer, feel free to get on mike at anytime!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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    • 370 views

  23. Pull them pants down town to pound out a brown round

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 258 views

  24. Goodness gracious great balls and penises.

    By Areola Jones,
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    • 314 views

  25. The gentleman stumbled on the wine bottle resulting in a clumsy man toe port.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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