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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It takes two to tango but ten to go tanning don't forget your little goggles for the bed of dancing!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  2. A nickel’s but a tickle, so I’ll take a Ben Frank in my spank bank

    By Number36Cow,   
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  3. Huge fan of married with children’s Weird al budny

    By Boof,
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  4. HEY! Only my doctor and my priest can touch me there!

    By Jason U-Call-Urself-a Manzukas,
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  5. Which airline has the least graphics on its vehicles, for my trip to South Dakota? I need a plain plane to fly to the Great Plains

    By Fartrock,
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  6. With a name like Dickforbrains von Taint you'd think he might make a better saint.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Ask not what your palm tree can do for you. Ask what you can do for your palm tree. Not a lot probably. They're relatively low maintenance foliage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Siphoning a car gives me gas

    By Boof,
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  9. I wouldn't take a DNA test. What would my DNA know about anything?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. When there was but one set of footprints my child, those were the times when I nipped out for a quick smoke or a dump. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. It's like my mom always said, "I am Edward James Olmos."

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  12. Ask not for who the bell tolls because it's FOR WHOM the bell tolls. Learn to speak proper wouldya?

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. For those about to rock, we salute you. It's time for scissors to go down.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. It's not cool to hate on The Beatles, but it rules to drink piss with needles!

    By Nife Glisten,
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  15. I give the best handjobs I have ever had

    By Boof,
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  16. TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?

    By MarkDowling,
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  17. Self-driving car, or ghost chauffeur? The answer may surprise you.

    By MarkDowling,
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  18. A sea shanty from your aunty. Because a tale of the brine will make you feel fine.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Brewer's droop can't be cured by soup. But here's a cough drop that'll make you bop. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I showed Morpheus my orifice, then he told me to get my nethers out of his Nebuchadnezzar.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. 99 bottles of beer on the wall... On the wall?! What kind of full blown psycho hangs 99 bottles of beer on the wall?! I'll take one from the frigde, thank you.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  22. She had eaten every item in that McDonalds, the entire menu; and from that day on, that fiery country redhead would be known as Reba McEntire.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. If we all put our heads together surely we'll find a better way to transfer lice.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. The big guy was mostly open-minded about his sexuality. By and large he was bi and large.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and the host that just trying to keep this goddamn podcast on the rails.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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