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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Down down baby down down the rollercoaster, sweet sweet baby oh God oh God my sweet sweet baby! Why did I bring a baby on a rollercoaster?

    By MairzyDoats,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By KiddyG,
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    • 424 views

  3. I create art when I'm in a bad mood. I call it Paint Huffing.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 260 views

  4. Hogwart's drop outs go to Paint-Huffingpuff 

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the paint huffing room.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I like my coffee how I like my women... without a penis

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  7. Geez, I’ve heard of inhaling Oxygen and exhaling Carbon Dioxide, but this is ridiculous!

    By Mookie Morris,
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    • 132 views

  8. Flip a coin, sister. Alacazam! Your feet-toes are insane now.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  9. Ah, yes, the humble cinnamon roll: the poor man's cinnamon sexual intercourse

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 272 views

  10. Shout a slapdash hello to a mouse named Kung Fu and wave toodle-oo to the book truck

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 251 views

  11. Tomato, tomahto, potato, you're smothering me

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Burlap, shmurlap: Generous lovers dry their teeth with rye bread

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  13. Kraut: sauer. Tortilla: flour. Don't cower! Feel the power of this elegant sauerkraut taco recipe, the only legacy of my fatter grandfather, a gassy man by the name of Doris

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  14. Forget about the bee's knees. You should be more concerned about the stinger on the end of the stinker.

    By RoyalHumphrey,
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  15. I’ll give you a buffalo nickel if you tickle Mark Ruffalos pickle

    By Pussy Fart Pissin,
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  16. I've written prose in different area codes. I'm a gangsta travel journalist!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 269 views

  17. If you haven't sewn your own pizza-warming quilt, you deserve your half-gelled pizza grease, Chico

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 261 views

  18. Call me old fashion because thats my legal name now

    By ClintonJacobisjustokhonestly,   
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  19. Let's give it up for my warm pee in a cup!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Tweet at me angry: Smhashtag Hulk

    By oats,
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  21. Don't pull the wool over my eyes, it's too hot out for a sweater.

    By oats,
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  22. Stranger? I hardly know her. As was established.

    By oats,
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  23. Ye three minstrels who art betwixt beast and boy art causing quiteth  ye commotion o'er yonder, thine ears nary heard such wicked rhyming nor huzzahs aplenty. Assuredly tis Lucifer's work. Prithee bringeth to me ye olde catapult and rope, verily!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 368 views

  24. Hold it brown. We’ll be white black

    By Boof,
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    • 446 views

  25. I love huffing Microsoft Paint

    By Boof,
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    • 462 views
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