Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. You are my sunshine. I am your father. We can rule the galaxy as father and sunshine!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 377 views

  2. As a doctor in the North Pole, I do do a lot of elf-medicating. Sad to say, it is a lot of opioid scripts.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  3. Congratulations Harold! You're eligible for our seniors discount and by that I mean that we will discount you as a human being because you're so fucking old.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  4. We have to stop all this hatred and killing based on race, sex, & religion because the only thing that truly matters in a person is if they prefer early prog-era Genesis or the later pop star garbage years.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 361 views

  5. Gross. I found a used band-aid in my cake! But we are at Big Bandage's annual wedding show, "Always a band-aid, whatever whatever... A bride!", so maybe its just a branding exercise?

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  6. Feed a cold, starve a fever, give a heart attack a healthy snack.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 392 views

  7. Chocolate is my safe word. Peanut butter is my Trigger. Put them both together and watch it get bigger!

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  8. All rustlin' and no pay makes Jack a Mad Cowboy.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 294 views

  9. Snitches get stitches, and a stitch in time saves nine, so shut up and mend that ski mask of mine!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 392 views

  10. Heartbreakers gonna break break break break break, so be good for goodness’ sake sake sake sake sake!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views

  11. Magneto only sips Mojitos Incognito - I think he might have a drinking problem

    By Alimony Tony,
    • 2 replies
    • 2849 views

  12. A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless that corpse is the famous Mr. Dead

    By OptimusPrimate,
    • 0 replies
    • 874 views

  13. Rule number one: There are no rules. Rule number two: No mannequins

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 351 views

  14. I hate being President of the Council of Giraffes but I can’t help having the neck Mama Jesus gave me.

    By fredsolo,
    • 0 replies
    • 345 views

  15. This fight can only end one way—it’s curtains for one of us. Unless we can final a sales rep to check if they have more in back. Should we do that? Let’s do that. Great. Good talk.

    By TeedeeTweester,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  16. Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Fantasy is the orc of little dorks.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views

  17. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and tear me down this wall, Mr. Gorbachev!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
    • 0 replies
    • 393 views

  18. Jim Hen son? Ah yeah. Jim Henned all night long baby!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  19. Dance your cares away. Worries for another day. Let the music play. And let the bodies hit the floor!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  20. After a week long battle with bloat. Phillips frog finally farted. The fumes smelt fantastic!

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  21. All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in you trunk.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
    • 0 replies
    • 284 views

  22. Seize the day. ID the day. Press charges against the day. Plant evidence against the day. Watch the day go down for a crime it didn't commit. Exonerate the day. Regret the day you ever set eyes upon the day.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 271 views

  23. You can't tell but this catchphrase is really sarcastic.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  24. He's a bedwettin', sublettin' sunabitch. Yeah he's my landlord with bladder problems but I love him summit terrible.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 316 views

  25. Your gazpacho may be cold but it still has feelings you know.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 343 views
×