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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If it’s cluckin it’s time for fuckin. But a chef’s gotta do what a chef's gotta do.

    By Space jamming,
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  2. A fun, free way to clear up intestinal blockage is to yell "bomb" in an airport. They'll sort it out.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I’m never eating raw chicken ever again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. The first guy to eat sushi off a naked woman probably just really hated doing dishes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Who made you Judge, Judy, and Masturbator?

    By yassQueef,
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  6. Yeah, Marvel's Thor is pretty awesome, but you know who REALLY cranks it up to 11? Jesus Christ.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Real estate tip: You can always tell if the house was built in 60's or 70's by the untrimmed bush in front.

    By Slappywhite,
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  8. Got hacked by North Korea, now my Mac's got gonorrhea.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. I like watching bukkake porn in reverse, because it just looks like a group of men vacuuming sperm off a woman's face with their Hoover-like dicks. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  10. Take a look, it's in a book, the Kama Sutra!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. The grass is always greener…

    By Devon 7 Eleven,
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  12. Aquaman’s mom had to have a sea section.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. In Mexico Aquaman is called Auga muchacho.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this existence is torture, I'd ask you to kill me but I don't even know how to die

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. If you get a BJ from the Hamburger Helper guy, it still counts as a handjob

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Warm 5 lbs of ground beef to room temperature and sculpt yourself a pair of good-lookin’ meat boobs.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Lewd lemons bring out the lusty limes, but Mr. Pomelo just likes to watch.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  18. I can give you a ride to the donkey show but you have to bring your own ping pong balls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If you think pulling out is inconvenient, just wait ‘til you have a baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. My name is Oedipus and I want my mommy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Started to say so but then I see so and no ones around to heresay.

    By Facelist,
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  22. Giraffe Jim Again.

    By Facelist,
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  23. I’m Jar Jar Binks and meesa like two in the stinks.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  24. Dude! Where's My Moms Car? More like it these days

    By Facelist,
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  25. You had me at shorts and a trench coat. I 'll be there in a flash!

    By Facelist,
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