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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello Sparkles, my old friend

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  2. Don't fret, regret!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  3. I heard they smoke tumbleweed in the Wild West Coast

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  4. If its any consolation, he was able to prolong his suffering for days by eating his own organs. He hikes with Satan now.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. They say the flour is all-purpose, but it makes a terrible lubricant

    By JamieZe,
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  6. I'd ask Jeeves, but that Yahoo! is AOL in Alta-Vista for the weekend.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Sick Prius, Bro.

    By RandyMiller,
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  8. Do they call it "60-ing" when you're with a sweet B B DUB?

    By chris the piss,
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  9. Small puppy in my throat ick ick ick ick cough

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. O Death come close mine eyes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. Drunk I'm as not think you as am I.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  13. There's no "u" in team because you are terrible at sports and nobody likes you.There is a "u" in fuck off so maybe go look into that instead.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. crop top, top mop, pot shop, cop stop.

    By WeirdoConBeardo,
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  15. my future's so bright i gotta push it real good

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. It’s like the saying goes: when Lorne Greene finds his way to the Battlestar Gallactica set, a trombone salesman will owe a hefty debt

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Give a dog a bone and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to bone and you feed him for a lifetime. Of therapy.

    By Rod Ogg,
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  19. 'Make mine a hole in the ground. Timothy!' yelled Granch-Panch effortlessly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I'm once, twice, five times a failure at basic math

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  21. I'm now twice the size I was as a kid. So if I was half the man I used to be I'd be a Quarterman. That won't work - I know nothing about shipbuilding.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Never ask Chuck Norris to show you his three-hole punch.

    By SirVizzle,
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  23. You've been breathing wrong your whole life! Number four gave me chills!

    By SirVizzle,
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  24. swish go broomstick. meow go cat. cash go bank balance making daddy fat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Did you say you two are thick as thieves or thick ass thieves, because I'm into big burglar babes.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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