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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My favorite Spice girl is Mel B. I just always thought it was nice of them to include a little, Jewish Spaceballs director.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Sorry to leave you behind fellas but I've got to look out for Number One. This pee's not gonna hunt itself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. I understand you're deathly allergic to sodium sir, the chef said this dish was fine, but you've got to take everything he says with a pinch of salt.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Haha that was funny

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. A tuque to the kook who can spook the most mooks! I'm looking at you, archduke Luke.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. Shake, shake, shake, senora! That paint isn't going to mix itself.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  7. The Punisher like guns I'm sure; Luke Cage like that rage be pure. Foggy likes eating poop and being a stupid dickhead.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Not enough money for a ritual , hit em with the poor-ual

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. thankfully what you write here stays for all to read. no matter if you change your name - the world will always see.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. It wasn't until this moment, sobbing over the script for "Grumpy Old Men", did Walter Matthau realize people thought of him as old.

    By MrMoxie,
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  11. "No, Seal, I am unfamiliar with any conditions directly affected by snowfall." The ophthalmologist replied

    By MrMoxie,
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  12. Look, I'm just going to come clean with you. Unless you want the dirty come special, which is extra.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Don't go breaking my fart. You couldn't if you tried. Scratch that, it done broke.

    By Tedman,
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  14. Men are immature because our brainpan refuses to grow up. With the tick tock of our crocodile clock, we’ll always be lost boys.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. I don’t invest but I do have a steak in a barbeque restaurant

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. In the end, the only thing he was found guilty of was having a big heart and getting illegal heart-enlargement surgery.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. In the morning, she didn't understand what "shit you a poem" meant. By sundown, they were husband and wife.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. No, when I said I "wanted to get a 'Pikachu' naked", I meant I wanted to fuck a Pokémon. Put your pants back on, pervert.

    By Spagnostic,
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  19. These crows just won't shut up! I've heard of probable caws, but this is ridiculous!

    By Spagnostic,
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  20. That guy that keeps breaking in and stealing my livestock really gets my goat.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. There are no stupid questions, but there are cupid questions, like 'Where'd you get dem arrows, lil buddy?'

    By EricWeaver,
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  22. I'm afraid there's no other way to say this: penis.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. With all this crazy clown nonsense going on, it's going to be that much harder to resist beating up any mimes I might run across on Halloween

    By SirVizzle,
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  24. young adult erotic novels, perfect for a grandson stocking stuffer, in more ways than one

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Don't drink that milk, it's spoiled. Mommy and Daddy buy that milk anything it asks for. Yuck.

    By Pure Guava,
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