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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quote me on it: the 15th-century Voynich Manuscript really just has directions telling you the way to San Jose.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. Let’s all just take a moment here and think about the consequences of dropping a penny off the Empire State Building. Not much, it turns out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Once, twice, three times a flaming black groundhog has crossed my path. Begone, thou dark, gay rodent of misfortune!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. If I've got to fight for my right to party, then y'all better get ready, because hell hath no fury like party-starved fists of rage.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Young Judas touching my kneecaps , oh lawdy , this is as wet as it gets

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Americans call them cookies, Brits call them biscuits, and I call them something I probably shouldn't have eaten 200 of in one sitting.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  7. Overall, I think those coveralls cover you just about all over, Al.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. No, I don't think it's cool that your proctologist was in a jam band.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. I was gonna throw Momma from the train but then I realized that it was just Martin Lawrence in a fat suit.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. If I had a honey bear, I'd name him "Attila" because I'm fairly certain he'd strike terror into the hearts of the Romans

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Wouldn't it be hilarious if it turned out that JFK actually committed suicide?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Every book is a coloring book, if you plan to never return it to the Portland Public Library

    By EnjoysThings,
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  13. Sharon Stone, Jay Leno, Pink, Shania Twain and Macy Gray all worked at McDonalds for their first job. Just letting you know.

    By EnjoysThings,
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  14. Go to spaghetti it's pasta you bedtime!

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Ron and Nicole, you've been Juicedâ„¢!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Ever since Magic Mike came out, Michael The Magician was forced into early retirement.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. You want Vermouth? You can't handle Vermouth!

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  18. $2.50 for a sandwich rap; $3 for a ballad.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. A dandy of a lion, picked a dandelion.He brought it to his wife because she was crying. She'd been roaring about his snoring, but, she kissed him on..

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  20. Dog Legs! Turkey Legs! Aah… thanksgiving on the golf course.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  21. Pan down to an elderly CaptPukeFish sitting on a dock amidst a foggy meadow. A falling tear bursts against the shaft of his ineffectual life organ.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Im quitting twitter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. arfield loves assange

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. There's more than one way to skin a cat. But since PETA got our R&D budget cancelled, we'll never know the exact number.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. The tunas in Aruba play tubas when they scuba.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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