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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fathers lock up your daughters! They are really mean to me....

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. For some reason I get strange looks when I ask the vintage of my juice boxes...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me once again and I am stuck in some sort of Groundhog Day scenario and shame on me

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I'll have the revenge. Extra cold.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. At her annual performance evaluation, the prostitute was given a 'blowing' recommendation.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Stay tuned after the show for a behind the scenes look at this week's episode of Big Man, Tiny Penis.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Pity fuck me Dido. Ahh, fawn loss that she was. Imagine us the window washer, measured on the sill pon crunchied tide

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. Scat Cat McGillicutty fucked a pack of silly putty, but gently & with much care so that the putty felt special & appreciated

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. When visiting friends or family in Canada, remember to bring a box of live rats for their snake god Glycon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. I'm a song and dance man, but I also like to tan the hides of all the animals I've killed with my van.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. You podcastin' to me?

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  13. Girl, are you La La Land? Because I never want to see you again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If we Nebraskans have offended, think of corn, and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Welcome to the Danger Zone. The Auto Zone is now on the corner of Jefferson and Main.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  16. Keep your Full Nelson and Half Nelson. I'll take a Quarter Willie Nelson and be on my merry way.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. In just a bit, I must admit...

    By dw3000,
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  18. Corn-studded turds? ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Usually I'm a poor judge of character, but that sounds exactly like Frank Oz's Fozzie Bear from The Muppet Movie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. Shake me Jesus. Shake me up in the spraycan of life. Spray me Jesus. Graffiti me with your word o hip saviour.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Your gender non-specific relative has such an unusual body shape that a humorous thing can be implied about it but not a hurtful one because feelings.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Ground Control to Major Tom...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Greedo is Good: The Star Wars Financial Trading Spinoff Board Game You've Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Ms. Gibson's "Debbie Does Dallas" concert series left a lot to be desired considering what I expected her to be doing. Otherwise, it was fine.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. No, no, no. It was the scene from Footloose with the dancing, not the bean from Toulouse with the gangrene.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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