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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It took me a while to check, but I can now say without a doubt that when you're smiling, the whole world is NOT, in fact, smiling with you!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Jogging? No thanks. I will sprint through a meadow at midnight. I will run this company into the ground. But no jogging

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. I often wonder, late at night, who Harry would be, without the Hendersons. Harry Potter maybe.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. A sudden interruption! The church doors flung open and a shout rang out. "I object! I object, to high monthly payments on new and used automobiles!"

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. dont buy: the earwolf app

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. If you're happy and you know it, let that stranger out of the basement, Captain. Hello? Captain, are you there? He's gone. Hit the button.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. cornucopia of ignoramuses adorn the ramparts

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I once bought a DVD of Big Fish THIIIIS BIIIIG.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. My favorite Beat-off poet is Jack-Off KeroWhack-off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. While in India I was shocked to see a naked Ellie Kemper in the newly opened delicatessen. Nude Ellie in New Deli in New Dehli.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. I am writing an etiquette book on the eating of melted cheese called "Fondues and Fondont's"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. This ain't your grand pappy's CRISPR Genome Editing!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. When i go to the beach I actually wear a plantain hammock.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. I imagine that Terry Crews fans are called Terry's Crews.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Pick a card, any card. Seriously, we've been in this Hallmark store long enough.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. After the party, it's the after party and after the party it's the after party and after the party I have no mouth but I must scream

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. April showers bring May growers

    By JohnLewis,
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  19. Make Vacation Great Again, a new movie about a family vacationing in Mexico but get stuck when walll is built starring Thandie Newton and Ice Cube

    By Local Cabal,
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  20. The Winter of '72 was horrendous. In fact all the Winter Family were pricks. Mike Summers in number 71 was much nicer.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. You're ain't nobody until somebody loves you enough to invent a fake paedophile conspiracy about your pizza shop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Alright stop, collaborate and listen - after the war you'll all be executed by the resistance. Bloody collaborating bastards.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I clicked this link to read a catchphrase. By the third line my jaw dropped.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Podcasts for Pod People. They walk among us. They deserve content too god damn it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home, this be the RICHman's disabled donkey race.

    By greazey_bob,
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