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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Captain’s log, subtextual. Regarding the recent revolt in the Epsilon Sector, give me that sandwich now or I’ll beat your candy ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Tyra Banks beat RuPaul in naming a TV show America's Next Top Model.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. Rihanna on iguana found nirvana in a sauna, 'Wanna a bonbon Miss Madonna?' asked a Beverly-less Ronna.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. But soft! What creamed corn on yonder stovetop boils?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The Mother of All Bombs?

    By StanSitwell,
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  6. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Captain’s log, subliminal. First Officer Johnson (give your soul to the bananaman) on the holodeck malfunction (all your donuts are mine) regarding di

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. They call me Mr. Tibbs. Which is strange, because my last name is Jenkins. And I'm a woman.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. Ooh baby I love your whey. And your curds. You really do make the best cheese sweetheart.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. When John Lennon said he was bigger than Jesus, I'm pretty sure he meant "down there"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. We have a name for guys like you back where I'm from. We call them plumbers. Could I get an estimate on installing a new p-trap in the terlet?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Critics call it "gripping". But it's a pair of pliers, so that's not saying much.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. A man's purse is called a murse because a woman's purse is worse

    By sodapopcat,
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  15. Hey Nantucket Nectar! News flash! No one give a fuck about Nantucket!

    By sodapopcat,
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  16. I pop them toasters like it's the AM in a diner. Welcome to comedy bang bang: t'aint no podcast finer.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. Yer shootin' up crank! What else have you been doin in here when you told us you were just whistlin' Dixie, Mother?!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Always poofread.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. give a little bit (de ne nan den na nan) give a little bit of your wife to me.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Why so down, Ketchup? This is Comedy Bang Bang!

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  21. Welcome to Goodman, home of the Goodman, can I use your John?

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  22. You can take the Comedy out of the Bang, but you can't take the Bang out of your mom, because buddy, you exist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Your other car is a bike? My other reaction isn't go fuck yourself hippie!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Welcome to status symbol land, where the elite meet to eat. Please grab a baby eagle kebab and join us at the bonfire.

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Everyone poops, and I have photographic proof of it

    By CaptainOblivious,
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