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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Make lemons out of lemonade… THEN you’ll have my attention!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I'm not one to make Idol chatter, but... that William Hung has got it goin' on!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. You can lead a seahorse to water, unless you're a total fucking moron.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Eat my carcass on a snowy mountaintop, so I can feel "Alive"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. In cum, in neck koala tea.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Didn’t pull out in time, so my dolphin wife said “I hope you didn’t do that on porpoise.” Then I said “it’s more like I did it IN porpoise.” And that’s the story of how we had our dolphin-human hybrid baby.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Put it in, Coach, I'm ready to gay. For pay.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. It must've sucked being Adam & Eve. No one to cheat on each other with.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. You can't fit a square peg in a round hole, but keep trying, I'm almost there

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. I named my hedge trimmers Corey because they really munch bush. My name is also Corey.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. High heels for my low friends, low heels for my high friends

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Dear, Mr. President: Does ice cream come out as pee or poop? Asking for a friend.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Yes, I’d like to report a kid napping

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Can you buy coffins from Amazon? I'm asking cause my Nannas gone.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  15. This is CNN reporting that a child you never knew and never could have known has died in a horrible way. The tragicness of their death was only eclipsed by the tragedy that was their life. Feels sad, you sadness bitch.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. My fellow fetishists: ABC’s Stumptown isn’t the Stumptown you’re looking for.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. You playin' parcheesi in your sleezy, or are you just happy to see me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. I've got a hankerin' for some crank again!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Wow, Spock, the carpet really does match the drapes, though that second pair of eyebrows makes your pointy dick look sorta angry.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. If me and my evil clone get mixed up and you've gotta decide who to shoot, put down the gun. Why do you always try to shoot all your problems

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Girls don't fart. What you heard were probably just butt queefs.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Honey Dippin' sauce? Fuck yeah.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. Spoiler alert: my nipples are PERT!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. I want to meet the asshole who is actually saying, “Brrr!” when it’s cold.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Judas was a patsy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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