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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A professional does it for money, an amateur does it for the experience, I just don't do it at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. A program once referred to as "like watching paint dry" by Latex Fetishism Quarterly

    By PopWhatMagnitude,
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  3. A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot? Forget it, just give me some apple juice please.

    By Track Package,
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  4. A proper goose? That's propaganda

    By Spoiler Dessert,
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  5. A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. A pug walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the short face?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. A punch in the throat is worth two to the scrote.

    By BarnHen,
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  8. A punch to the gut is worth a lunch in the butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. a purple bell that is clean of nicks, scratches, or dings...

    By ieatpants,
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  10. A quarter! A shiny quarter for each goose delivered to the Earwolf studios. No ganders.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. A question for the panel: If my morning smoothie is mostly green vegetables, can I still throw a couple Milky Ways in there?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  12. A quick shout-out to my biological son, Macaulay Culkin. Daddy loves you, Mac!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. A quick sip of coffee before hitting the books and the bagels will be ready, you fool of a Took!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. A rabbi grabbed my third eye on the first date like a bad little boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. A race car? that’s so messed up.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. A rainbow is just a weird long cloud to the color blind

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. A rant about the disappointing quality of the catchphrase submissions that turns into the WIlly Wonka tunnel boat speech (Read in post)

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  18. A raven hooker that specialises in cephalopods is a squid pro crow.

    By Yabadabadook,   
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  19. A razored watermelon rine rarely wins when, even when it is the only competitor.

    By Adstoneable,
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  20. A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. A real humdinger

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. A realtor, a hippie and a dog walked into a bar. I must be in Vancouver

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. A relevant, eloquent elephant is out of a pelican’s element, but an amateur, lacking-words pachyderm is square in a flapping birds aperture.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. a rhyme before time runs through us all - matters not how you're caught, nor your battles unfought: together we answer its call.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. A rising tide floods all coasts.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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