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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can't hear the actors on the recording? Did you try putting a microphone on the end of a long stick and holding it over their heads?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. For every zoomer with a tumor there's a boomer with a lot of medical debt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I just found out my wife has been faking her moon landings for years now.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Turtlenecks were invented as a prank.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Is my dick really that small or is it these Coke-bottle glasses?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. I'm the kinda guy who likes his beans baked and his moon landings faked!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I like my corals reefed, and my panties queefed!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. "Things are getting pretty hot and heavy." said the man traveling to the dense molten core of the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Are you writing your to-do list? Could you add “shut up”?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I miss my dead mother. But I miss my non-dead mother even more.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Ask yourself, “does this spark joy?” And if not then stop burning your testicles with arcs from that stripped lamp cord.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Why jack when you can Jill?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Why did the chicken cross the road? This is no time for jokes, my dad's dead!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Rinse me with water and toss me in the recycling—I’m out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. If you were a real sandwich artist, you'd start working on like 9 other sandwiches before you even CONSIDERED finishing mine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. She was a subtle abomination, like a chicken omelette, or an hourglass

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. While Daddy’s away, Mommy will play bridge with her friends.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Phobophobia is the fear of phobias. I really hope I don't come down with it.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. Did you know that every year, a yearbook committee removes one student from a yearbook just for fun?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. The yearbook committee called, it says you’re out.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. It can't be much longer until the Pokemon figure out they can just kill us all

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. What’s delicious and not nutritious? Most foods.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. I used to have a superiority complex, but I'm better now

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Look's like you got some taters growin in them ears.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. Every sexual experience is an orgy if you count the millions of microscopic tardigrades getting laid in your eyebrows

    By StopEatingBees,
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