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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tonight I'm thrilled to be back inside the REAL star of Sex And The City, the guy who played Stanford!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. Excuse me, Mr. Bone, do you bone thugs and harmonize while boning those thugs? Or do you bone thugs and you also bone harmony?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  4. Knock, Knock. Whose hair? I don't know, but I'm not paying for this soup.

    By Treasonable,
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  5. Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  6. Alone they were powerless, but together they magically form a collection of individuals finding a sense of acceptance and security in a group setting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. That small chicken strip I ate gave me a toothache. The pain went away, but the chicken is still a little bit tender.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. I often wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of Dustin Hoffman's dad.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. 99 bottles of absinthe on the wall, 99 bottles of absinthe. Take one down, pass it around- holy shit there are snakes on that wall

    By Lytherenth,   
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  10. "Don't knock it before you try it" applies to everything but doors. That's B&E

    By Lytherenth,
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  11. I'm Scott Aukerman, several of you might know me from your DVR.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Jenna von Oÿ doesn't like movies about serial killers

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. The only kinks I like are the ones in my garden hose... that my mistress whips me with.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. So all the kings men made the horses into glue, and rode on Humpty's ba

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  16. on a faraway stage, for an hourly wage: Farrellys rage in a Faraday cage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R I name each thing I eat, cause I'm C-R-A-Z-Y

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  18. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but my doctor keeps telling me to stop shoving apples up my ass

    By FrannieComstock,
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  19. grip yer hipsters blisters 'n flip yer sisters scriptures: it's Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Excuse me, Mr. Baker-man, Have you seen my wife, Patty? She's been missing for days. And what's this new treat that's got the local kids so excited?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Horton hears a Who, but does he hear his son at home? Cryin' all night on the bedroom floor. Yes, elephants are renowned for their excellent hearing.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Sure the charges might say otherwise, but I feel like my genitals definitely got some decent exposure today.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. A weed edible in a bun with mustard and relish, might be familiar to you but it had me asking "What's a pot dog?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. In this corner wearing the green trunks, the synchronized swimming team from Iceland are all setting their watches together.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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