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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Did I stutter, Clarice? Put the GoPro on the squid.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. I find it auspicious that your corn is delicious; ‘twould be quite propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Little known fact. In Britain there exists 1000 pubs for every 1 pubs.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Dammit uncle Frank, If you're not going to take the ceremony seriously then get your panties out of the crock pot and give me back my dentures.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. We shall settle this as they did in the before times, as the sacred scrolls mandate - drunk frisbee golf.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. He never let them see him sweat. But when he died, they found dozens of barrels of sweat hidden in his basement, so who the fuck knows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Oh those end times, those laffy-taffy shaking end times.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Throwing rubber chickens at the grieving families of the great rubber chicken factory massacre is not funny.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. That's me outside your window, lurking in the tall grass in my Bugle Boy cut-offs. Morning will come soon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. And now, a moment of silence for anyone that hits MUTE during the reading of this catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. I dont want to be that guy, but isn't dr Frankenstein the real monster?

    By SSN,
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  12. I don't understand why everyone seems to be mad at Pepe the Frog. He's alt-right by me!

    By Spagnostic,
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  13. Pepe Le Pew? More like Pepe Le Jew Hating Frog. That anti-semitic amphibian has tricked me for the last time!

    By Spagnostic,
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  14. Mum's the word at the start of this sentence

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I dont mean to wax philosophical but does Madame Tussaud have a statute of Aristotle?

    By Jon Onyx,
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  16. The laughter in my soul is the comedy, the bang bang is the beat beat of my heart.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. Catch Praise

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  18. “First she broke my heart, and then she broke my liver” from the album “Diggin’ with the Lord’s Shovel” by Mississippi Trim. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. Keep a rag handy for when April throes upon us

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. "Girl you so sweet, you gave my heart diabetes" from "Galactic Caligula's Space Temptation" by Winston DuPree & The Velveteen Heartbeats. It’s the...

    By Justa Punn,
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  21. Why would anyone want the world on a plate? It's round put it in a bowl, idiots!

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Dad used to take me behind the woodshed a lot when I was young. Yep, watchin dad read porns and drink whiskey behind the woodshed. Those were the days

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. A violent, lurid abomination that manages to be an affront to god, nature, and man. Parents will enjoy it too. Three and a half stars.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Holy frijoles is the secret to Papal guacamole.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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