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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and watch him swim away.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  2. More like Bang Bang into your drought, am I right California?

    By CiscoKid,
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  3. Fitness?! More like fitness whole workout routine into my daily schedule!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  4. They call them "grapefruits" but grapes are already fruits in the first place.

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  5. Excuse me good sir, what did you just fart?

    By crazy_carl,
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  6. Where did all these spiders come from? Spider-land?

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  7. This is the least amusing bouche I've ever had. I expected more from the owner of Frenchie's Place.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Where do I get my ideas? I'm not sure, but they started appearing after I crashed my motorcycle

    By Elvis Preschoolbusterello,
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  9. Please leave the building. I beg you. My enjoyment of this board has dipped immensely since you caught the fever

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. No doubt she would've succeeded dear Watson, But she failed to account for the most important element of them all - her inverted mooseknuckle.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. "A Troll in a hole's worth 2 Knolls in a bowl" - Gnome saying

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Life is but a dream, or if you're Sir Mix-a-Lot, a butt dream.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Building the paywall wasn't about the money. It is about joining the wall bandwagon and keeping the nobodies out.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Living life like a candle in the wind seems pretty great. You get blown constantly and never have to worry about getting fired.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Only the most perceptive of catchphrase readers will understand what this catchphrase really means.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. It’s a classic ACB—Acronym Callout Bit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you pancakes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Yoga pants make me yoghurt pants

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. If you secret your secretions in your secret sock then no one will be the wiser.

    By JackRyan,   
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  21. Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder, but what should I do with all these bee keeper's eyes?

    By Football Meatlong,
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  22. I've heard of me so horny, but miso soup?

    By Football Meatlong,
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  23. JOHN if you tell me to tie my shoes 13 or 14 more times I'm going velcro.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  24. Bart and Milhouse got deep into their Squishees when they were alone in the treehouse. No Homer.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  25. It's hard to meet a nice guy at a bar!

    By jarrycanada,
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