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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. see? you have tasted your own dick before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. well I can recite American Pie to it's 50th decibel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Therapy ain't do nothing for me brother, I solve my problems with a hammer and way too much superglue

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. When I die I hope they bury me face down so everyone won’t notice I have a boner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. Don't drink bleach on a beach, or at anytime.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  6. Drop kick Murphy Brown

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  7. There's a hamster in my hamper. Call the fire department again.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  8. Stop spooning my girlfriends or I'm going to fork you up.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  9. When dropping a load make sure your glad hands are disconnected before pulling away.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  10. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If wishes were corn, beggars would have lumpy yellow turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. There can only be one Jedi. Didn’t you guys see Star Wars II: The Quickening?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Perfecting my wipe game is improving my swipe game.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. This year's male leads nominated in the category of Best Actor: a bunch of assholes not named Dolph Lundgren. Next year, buddy.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. wamping and stomping since 69.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  15. A flood of shit by any other name.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I tried to pick myself up by my own boot straps but I was wearing Chuck Taylors so all I did was untie my shoes. Fuck you, Horatio Alger.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but there’s only one way to cook a cat, and that’s my abuela’s Sopa del Gato con Maiz.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Who is Luke and what did he do to win the moniker for a disappointingly low degree of warm?

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  19. Welcome to the Empty V Network, the first and only television network dedicated exclusively to barren women.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Blew my wad too early and now I have no wads left to blow during the wad blowing festival

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. White noise helps me fall asleep, but it also has the unfortunate effect of making me much more racist when I wake up.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. When it rains, it pours and when it pours, it floods. Rest in Peace Uncle Tom

    By JustTickleMe,
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  23. Nail Bottomed Fish hate Hammer Head Sharks.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Hollywood insiders will tell you that 100 percent of acting is just showing up the casting director.

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. They say the G spot's a myth. WELL. I've been married so long I say the wet spot's a myth/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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