Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. There once was a man from Old Seifert. A cannon he found meant for tee shirts. He played with the gun, and while he had fun, he was surprised at ...

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 410 views

  2. How many Boxcar Jones would Boxcar Jones boxcar if Boxcar Jones could boxcar, Jones?

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 285 views

  3. Following sanitization and insertion, if you are comfortable with the fit of your Freedom Probe, you may now recite the designated catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 320 views

  4. Hey Bill, you're the famous writer and I'm just an editor, but how about "Out, damn spot!" instead of "Come, stain!".

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  5. You got Salsa in my Hummus. No you got Hummus in my Salsa. Now introducing Reece's Salsa Hummus Bar. 2 great tastes that go great together.

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  6. A mass stigmata... that will show 'em.

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  7. Sometimes you just have to grit your gums, and accept the consequences of your debilitating teeth gritting habit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 325 views

  8. I miss those simpler times when Billy Crystal made racism mah-va-lus!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 392 views

  9. Boy did those oafs get it wrong when they named him Barron Trump. They should have named him Nice Handsome Young Gentleman Trump. Love that guy.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  10. If you substitute the "i" with "w,o" and the "t" with "r,s,e", all you're doing is making it worse.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  11. This episode is also brought to you by Howard the Duck 2: Unleash The Quacken

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  12. Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any yummy corn? Why yes I do, handsome sire—three scrotes full and shorn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 268 views

  13. If you say “noice” one more time I’m going to smile uncomfortably and then imagine you being killed by a falling piano.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 279 views

  14. To whoever lobbed this can of corn into my cubicle and broke my collarbone: I love you and hate you at the same time.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  15. The Lust Jedi??? Get your furry little Ewok dicks out!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 408 views

  16. "There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  17. I have a lust for life. I also have a lust for chicken and waffles. One lust is really hamstringing the other.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 281 views

  18. Cedric The Entertainer entertained Larry The Cable Guy's cable guy.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  19. It's extraordinary what the human spirit can endure when face-to-face with perfect evil, aka lunch at Grandma Ruthie's.

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  20. Happy Birthday!? No, today's the day I remember my placenta, mom. Never Forget.

    By LesterPipps,
    • 0 replies
    • 394 views

  21. A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever. Get that checked out

    By LesterPipps,
    • 0 replies
    • 375 views

  22. After doing a complete chemical analysis, it was really glucose to call.

    By TimothyMcAleer,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  23. Like my mom always said, "cleanliness is next to GODDAMNIT I JUST MOPPED IN HERE!"

    By KevinJeffrey,
    • 0 replies
    • 449 views

  24. What’s up, Jimmy? Still cracking corn, I see. You do realize that no one cares, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 331 views

  25. Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow; a can of Cornish cow Clifton Cockrell corned. If Clifton Cockrell corned a can of Cornish cow, where’s t

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 329 views
×