New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. What do you mean, Miranda Rights?! I thought Carrie was the writer on the show.

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2. Welcomedy Back Back

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3. I'm the Captain Pukefish now.

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4. I just flew into America, and boy are my arms Christian!

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5. I left my heart in San Francisco. Unfortunate for the patient, for the transplant was time-sensitive & now his chances of survival are slim to none

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6. Well my name is rappin' Trump and I'm here to say that Frederick Douglass is in the NBA.

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7. Paul F. Tomp-kins? We're not even Paul F. Tomp-friends!

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8. New phone, who dis?!?! Oh...hi, mom. Yeah, I got the card you sent. Thanks.

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9. Ringo killed my baby.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, February 2, 2017
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10. Whaa happened, hotdog?

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11. I am the lemon merchant.

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12. Will the owner of Elizabethan horse carriage vanity plate "I B Joustin" please make haste to the stables, your torches are ablaze.

    By greazey_bob, February 2, 2017
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13. You'll never know what the baby does, when the baby crawls out of the cupboard

    By HeynongTheMan, February 2, 2017
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14. One in the tickled pink. Two in the pickled stink.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 3, 2017
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15. Coming soon to an extra-large theater near you—Whalenado: Ghost Blubber in the Sky

    By Colfax McLiverneck, February 3, 2017
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16. I WILL CUT YOU, you moderately hard-to-open package of double-A batteries.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, February 3, 2017
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17. Hi I'm Scott Aukerman and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang and state law requires me to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender.

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18. Pluralise your rural guise by telling lies to country guys

    By KrangkaDelic, February 3, 2017
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19. quit brotestin y'big stupid dummys!

    By KrangkaDelic, February 3, 2017
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20. Trust the process, ditch the bra sis

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21. The group sat in silence knowing that many of them would not survive the night. Suddenly the silence was broken, Gary never could hold his farts back.

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22. Turn dat fan on and turn around, Dat Phan, so I can get turned on by dat ass!

    By Mister Malaka, February 3, 2017
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23. I'd love to say this shows for the fans, But it's not, it's all for me.. me me me

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24. First, I was afraid I was petrified... Then I realized my leg had only fallen asleep.

    By Dead_Armadillos, February 3, 2017
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25. If I learned one thing in culinary school it's that indecent exposure is a Class 2 misdemeanor.

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