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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A spit in my hand is worth lube in the bush

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. A spokesman has confirmed, "The mohel got a boil by sticking his own bone in the oily calzone."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. A spoonful of sugar can lead to early onset diabetes...

    By rararachel,
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  4. A spoonful of sugar makes the diabetes all the more severe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, and yes I am talking about heroin.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. But if it's Ipecac, it's coming up again, sugar and all.

    By Lamprey,
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  7. A squirrel with a dragon tattoo just hacked my laptop and changed my screensaver to ACORNIST.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. A stab in time saves Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. A stairway to heaven led investigators to a sick solo by Jimmy Page.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. A stalag-MITE is a rock formation that rises from the floor of a cave. A stalac-TITE is what killed my dad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. A Star Wars Holiday Special? Life Day?! Bah, Salacious Crumb-bug!!

    By ChrisKoch,
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  13. A Stepmom is better than no Mom, or so I’ve been told. My Dad was single.

    By SanHolo,
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  14. A stitch In dicks saves six!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  15. A stitch in time is a blackout

    By tonybelmario,
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  16. A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. A stitch in time saves 15% or more on your carny-clown fever dreams.

    By Tron Milton,   
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  18. A stitch in time saves nine but a tear in the space time continuum means doom for us all

    By Brian "Comedy Bang" Bangert,
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  19. A stitch in time saves nine minutes of hearing it from my dad about how I should’ve put that stitch in.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. A stitch in time saves nine, but a rip in space/time creates a parallel universe. 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  21. A stitch in time saves nine, so take care when disciplining your snitches

    By Sam Handwich,
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  22. A stitch in time saves you from buying a new one; it seems like nobody can repair their own time these days

    By Jellyfang,
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  23. A stitch in time, keeps the doctor away from a gift horse's mouth.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. A stone's throw away is an ironic distance for Mick Jagger.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  25. A storm hit when the Society For Dodgy Stomachs were on a rollercoaster.... Pukenado!

    By SideofMcG,
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