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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some say love/it is a river/that drowns a bag of puppies, devours their cold dead bodies, shits them out, and force feeds them to your whore mother

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Taco Wednesday? Why not. I can’t think of any foods that start with “W”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. You say “titular”, I say “eponymous”—let’s call the whole thing off and go with “nominative”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. O Crazy Frog, Crazy Frog, wherefore art thou Crazy Frog?

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  5. Roses are red violets are blue, unless you're colorblind in that case just buy chocolates

    By AdamBladeCapuana,
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  6. Gandalf more like Gan-DILF, where my horny ladies of Middle-Earth at

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. What happens in Last Vegas? Seriously, what happens? I fell asleep during the movie.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. This is a podcast!

    By AdamBladeCapuana,
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  9. Will you be my Valentine? If no, please unsubscribe, but enter promo code bangbang to get a leesa mattress discount. Not a catchphrase. I'm serious.

    By Remo Williams,
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  10. It's about to be Valentine's Day and love is in the air. As the great John Lennon once said, "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus"

    By Remo Williams,
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  11. You got me like leftovers you couldn't finish...foiled again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Don't pee on my shoes and tell me it's raining - that sort of thing might fly on the Fetish Weather Channel but not here at Shoe News.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Cancer is a social construct, Chaucer is a social network fiend

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. I might have to change my diaper, cuz shits about to get real.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Don't Count Dracula your chickens before they hatchet up some wood for the bonfire.

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Baa, baa, Night Court, have you any Bull? Yes, sir, yes, sir, nine seasons full

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. ¡Mahalo vosotros!

    By EvanOliver_110087,
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  18. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of several.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  19. Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a field full of squirrel carcasses I've been amassing since 1997?

    By SodaPopSlugger,
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  20. Coming Summer 2017! Shartnado: Revenge of the Girthy Pegger

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Would you rather be reincarnated as a 17-year-old Steven Tyler but only be able to eat food that begins with the letter “W”, or have an orgasm button

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Live from New York, it’s COMEDY BANG BANG!!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Dream on Brian Benben-Hur, you'll never get Wendie Malick back on that chariot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma karmapolice

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  25. Jumpin' Jehosaphat my jumbo Aunt Josie's fat!

    By Cantankersaurus_rex,
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