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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slow down officer, I did not know scalping was illegal outside a concert venue and I certainly didn't realize it doesn't involve a tomahawk.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Now, after all we've been through, I know why it's called the city of angels. Because "Los Angeles" is Spanish for "the angels".

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Normally, I would never say this, but things were going fine until that shaved panda burst into flames.

    By Justa_Fraysubmish,   
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  5. Honey I shrunk the lids...store because it was no longer fiscally responsible

    By BRich,
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  6. The hills have eyes. The hills have ears. The hills have arms. The hills have legs. Wait a second, those are hillbillies, not hills!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. You take the hat you take the hair, you take them both and there you have, a head of lice

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  8. I see you were official shit-stirrer to the Queen of Luxembourg for three years, and may I ask why you left?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. This podcast may seem to you like the Old West, in that you may want to hang me as a varmit for a-rustlin’ horseflesh.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Next year, Dolph. Those mouth-breathers at the Academy just didn't get Kindergarten Cop 2.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. PB&J: the best combo since slicing and bread.

    By MrChiggins,
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  12. Mess with the ear, and you’ll get the wolf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. An elephant shot me while I was in my pajamas this morning; how he got that big-ass elephant finger inside the trigger guard, I’ll never know.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I find it odd that no one has acknowledged the 800-pound can of corn behind the water cooler.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. You can take my finger guns when you pry open my cold, dead, finger-gun shaped hands.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I did not have sexual relations with that roomba.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. A lil bit of Monica in my life, a lil bit of Monica on the side, a lil bit of Monica blah blah blah, a lil bit of Monica all I need.

    By Reneenongman,
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  18. when harry meticulously stalked, isolated, approched, subdued, bound, tortured then murdered sally only gods 6th holiest law was broken.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Lactating lass Lacy lacklusterly laid luridly by Lawrence's luxury Lexus, lazily leering longingly at leggy Lucy. I think it was last Saturday.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Let me get one thing straight. I wasn't sexually attracted to Judy Hopps from Zootopia. ...At first.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  21. Fancy me a lumberjack 'cause those flapjacks got me choppin' the morning wood!

    By Laurenfapkus,   
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  22. Check it out Colonel Sanders, smell my chicken fingers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I can’t even remember the last time I womped it up :(

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Mess with the Bull Durham, you get Lena Dunham horny.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. And The Lord of Hosts said unto Jason, “Journey forth to the corner store, and there you shall buy a Jumbo Drink and a Bag of Corn Chips, and these sh

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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