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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 'Thematic let-down', 'ill conceived' and 'original only in so far as each turd is unique'...we're a smash bro!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. 'This cum squat tastes great! Whoops I meant to say this kumquat is full of cum and I love it.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. 'Tis a con-salmon-ation de-trout-ly to be fished

    By spaceball87,
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  4. 'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. 'Tis a lead devoutly to be buried, but watch yourself Leesa

    By mkoyama,
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  6. 'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  8. 'Tis I, Gulpanog, upon a plug I sit! A butt-plug, that is. That would have been a palindrome except for the last part, but I love a good plugged butt

    By AdamJ.Strawbridge,
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  9. 'Tis not in vain what we do today. No matter what the outcome, our actions will be remembered by Burt, the guy next store.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  11. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  12. 'tis the season for mucho butt squeezin'.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  13. 'tis the season to eat molly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. 'Tis the Season to Get Sprung Off that Molly!

    By slickricks,
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  15. 'tis the seasoning, said Santa adding Five Spice to the mulled wine like a complete jerk.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. 'Twas a consummation devoutly to have been wished, and the jolliest of wankings to have remembered.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. 'Twas beauty that killed the beast. Wait, did I say beauty? I meant Diabetes. Diabetes killed the beast...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the comedy!

    By Haze,
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  19. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse because Grandpa forgot to replace the carbon monoxide detector.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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  20. 'Twas the night before Christmas; When all through the house; Not a creature was stirring; Not even the baker. THESE BROWNIES ARE CLUMPY, JACQUES.

    By ThisGuyBehindMe,
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  21. 'Twats written in the stars...wait no. I read that wrong. Twat's written on the stairs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. 'what rhymes with marijuana?' inquired a soon-to-be lucrative Manu Chau of the docile prostitute in 1998

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. 'WHERE is my LASAGNA!', shrieked Jon from the Drawing Room, as confused and he was hungry. "I'm unsure", replied Garf, calmly. "I'm no existentialist"

    By HitlerWasDope?N-n-n-nope!,
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  24. 'Who's The Boss' will be right back. Stick around!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. 'wiener shake' as a verb: Nasty. 'wiener shake' as a noun: Tasty.

    By Andy_futureboy,
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