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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I checked with Mark Ruffalo and he said Bison ain't Buffalo.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I asked Christophe Waltz and he said it's your fault.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. If your Roman garment takeaway service isn't called Toga Togo then I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND Caroline.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. I emptied my bank account, I emptied my bowels, I bought me some consonants, I stole me some vowels.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. The pen is meatier than the sword. WINK.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Batman is the only member of the Justice League who I don't think would chow down on the puss

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. If you can stretch and snap then you can belch and flap. Welcome to the gassy diet where you'll burp your way thin!

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I've faced and overcome adversity time and time again. And thanks to all that, I'm an emotionally shattered man.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Why "see you next Tuesday," when I can fit you in right now?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Wait, if this is lipstick, then where's my dog's wiener? Hoo boy, I've gotta warn Rachel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. [removed]

    By FancyDuke,
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  12. Number five is alive now, wait. Who's this white guy in brown face?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. It's time to start let's have some fun Suddam Hussein is number one.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  14. Babies are a lot like testicles, in that kicking them does nothing to counteract state-sponsored terror

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo!

    By FancyDuke,
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  16. Does anyone want to practice networking with me?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. It doesn't matter how lucrative it is - Larry and Curly don't do Mo-cap!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. The only difference between me and Superman is a costume made of dodgeball skin, and superpowers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Who gets the best seat at the renaissance fair? Who gets the last dinner roll? Joust for it! Medieval Times call for medieval mesaures

    By Weggie Rotts,
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  20. At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Every comedy duo needs a good straight man. And if the straight man is gay, or a woman, or intersex, or non-binary, all the better! Just, they have to be less funny than the other one

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Whether in the business world or the subway station, always look out for number one

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Don't CRY because it's over, SMILE because you found family porn in your stepmom's browser history

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. “There are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.” Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Think of it this way. You’re not losing your life, you’re gaining a son-in-law.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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