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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slow down there, Mr. Backwards Walkingman—you’re getting way behind of yourself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 276 views

  2. improv class alumni: hoooooo!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 298 views

  3. I'll never forget this very special ep—or my name isn't whatever my name is.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. In Soviet Russia, nong heys you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Let's agree to disagree if that's alright with you? Oh, it isn't? In that case, I am out of ideas and paradoxes.

    By TerryWilliams,
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  6. The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Second biggest? Got your nose!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Yeah well I'll have you know in some parts of the world mustard is considered an aphrodisiac, mom!

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. I have a strong feeling that I've stabbed a pin through a doll version of you before. Must be deja voodoo.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. The future is shemale

    By Hobo Grammar,   
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  10. The premis of Star Trek was to boldly go where no man had gone before, in a well-constructed starship & a poorly constructed sentence.

    By TerryWilliams,
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    • 338 views

  11. Mommy! Mommy! Bobby Wasabi is on Prince Salami's llama trolley

    By cornbuggy,
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  12. well you can put a hat on a duck just dont expect it to be very good at making lemon meringue

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I just rolled in from the prairie and boy is my weed tumbled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I shit my sheets, my sheets I shit, upon my shitted sheets I sleep.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Senator Levi Tate of Delaware, you have the floor. The floor, sir. Please stay on the floor. Shall I have the velcro boots brought in?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I just invented a t-shirt cannon that shoots monkeys instead. I've brought it into the coliseum, and I'm aiming it in your general direction.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. See mom? That's what happens if you don't practice your witchcraft every day.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  18. I just got an email from the Sultan of Keck. Jealous?

    By Robert_Yune,
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  19. When the hell was I filmed for this show? I didn't know I was on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Not every catchphrase submission has to be about sex. For example, this one is about taking a shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. We gather today to remember Buck Cherry. Buck you certainly were a crazy bitch

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  22. Dave Nelson finds black and white photography pretentious.

    By HeyImJustTryinToBePositive,
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  23. Lets waste time chasing cars because we're police officers who dislike using allocated tax dollars to bust actual criminals

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  24. Someday you may find me caught beneath a landslide because my bucket list of passive-aggressive suicide attempts includes yelling very loudly at the b

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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    • 286 views

  25. Priority seating is reserved for seniors and men who are currently into online dating

    By Danny Boyko,   
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