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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A watched pot never boils but it does plan to kill your family the second you stop watching it so for the love of God keep your eyes on the pot!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. A watched pot never boils, but it's ok, I like to watch.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  3. A watched pot never boils? Tell that to my blind uncle sal. May he Rest In Peace. He died staring at what he thought was a boiling pot and forgot to eat. Anyway happy birthday everybody.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. A watched pot....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. A watched toaster never boils.

    By Chask'eLindgren,
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  6. A weaver, a cleaver, and a real bloody rug

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  7. A weed edible in a bun with mustard and relish, might be familiar to you but it had me asking "What's a pot dog?"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. A weinerschnitzel cooker-person by the name of Dee Dee Terrycloth is not the person to ask for paint

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  9. A weird haircut on a bird, that's a gull mullet. A comedian eating that bird, that's going down the Mull gullet.

    By 10Dads,
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  10. a weird-ass show we all inhabit gets renewed daily all over this planet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. A well a bird bird bird in the hand is worth a bird bird bird bird bird bird in the bush.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. A wet hot American summer can be a real bummer if you're a plumber

    By hankyspanky,
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  13. A wet log from the vet's dog: come shit on my chest, doc.

    By My Dead Son Josh,
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  14. A wet wiener’s a hole away from a whistle

    By McJizzerson,   
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  15. A whimsical tale of magic and splendor, Toy Story 4: Woody changes his gender.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. A whole hole’s a whole lotta nothin’ at all.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  17. A whole lotta love for a whole lotta doves!

    By ridgby,
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  18. A whole page of shit is anything but lit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. a whole shoal of my swole bros gonna show you broke ho's how to make sum dope coats from rum-soaked voles

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. A Whop Bop a Lou Bop, A Whop Bamboo but most people just call me Rudy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. A whopping whopper walloped the gizzard of the lizard who flew too close to the sun-like rays of the golden arches.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. A wild catchphrase appears. What do you want to do? A: Fight. B: Comedy Bang Bang

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. A wine expert is referred to as “a sommelier” while a vodka expert is called “an alcoholic”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. A wink and a smile. A hug and a kiss. And once in awhile a six-finger-fist.

    By Butt Barf,
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  25. A wise man once said - "JESUS CHRIST!"

    By ChazFremontIII,
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