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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jiminy Cricket eats the heads off all of his mates, and he knows this is something crickets don’t do.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 200 views

  2. I wish I may, I wish I might, fellatio a fish tonight

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  3. It used to be Snow White and the Nine Dwarves, but Seven ate Nine.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 182 views

  4. Careful picking up Tinkerbell; she might pee on your hand.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 187 views

  5. I wear a top hat so people won’t know I’m actually a bottom.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Deez nuts are an aphrodisiac.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Please don’t make me do this

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. I harangue a song so dumb to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  11. Many hands make light work... but many feet make me jerk my merk!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I was born a dick joke. I was raised by a dick joke. And, so help me God, I will die a dick joke.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Take me to hampster dance dot com

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I’d like to go to cape cod, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. What has two thumbs, and put both of them in his butt?!?!?! THIS GU..., well, you'll just have to trust me on this one.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 155 views

  16. Marquess of Queensberry Rule #1 states: No slappy my pappy, or I'll fister your sister.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 165 views

  17. All I said was "Craisin Bran" and Mark Cuban shot me in the knee with a crossbow

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 124 views

  19. Give a man a fish, and he eats for one day. Teach a man to fish, and eventually his wife will leave him, and then you can fuck his ex.

    By Slappywhite,
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  20. The devil's in the details, but it's ok because Link is in the description and he's got the Master Sword

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 128 views

  21. I put on women’s underwear one leg-hole thingy at a time, just like everybody else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  22. Fuck, I did one that was already a Parks and Rec joke, how do I delete shit

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  23. Thanks for tuning in to Please Throw My Tiny Balls starring Pop A Shotterman!

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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    • 159 views

  24. Welcome to The Sexy Zoo starring Hot Otterman!

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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    • 146 views

  25. God was the original body builder.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 176 views
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