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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't know much about ASMR but that Lou Gehrig sure is unlucky

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  2. Cool Hand Luke gave the best handies!

    By Slappywhite,
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  3. Nobody puts Baby in a corner!", he yelled at The Blair Witch.

    By Slappywhite,
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  4. Take your stinking vines off me, you damned dirty grape!" {Tense moment in the California Raisin documentary}

    By Slappywhite,
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  5. Anyone who says, "There's no crying in baseball!" has never taken a grounder in the testicles. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  6.  "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Then Gloria Swanson spread her ass cheeks as wide as she could.

    By Slappywhite,
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  7. I stink, therefore I definitely shit my pants.

    By Slappywhite,
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  8. I think im having an existential crisis, someone help me!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  9. Stiflers mom has got it going on

    By Facelist,
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  10. Farty Mc Fart-Fart. My parents choose to hypnonate their sur names.

    By Facelist,
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  11. On the 16th anniversary you give wax, and on the 25th silver, but it all starts on the wedding night when you gift a white river. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  12. No shirt, no shoes,no service? Thank God because I forgot to wear pants.

    By Facelist,
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  13. Figs. and dates people! Not just analytics but good for confectionery too

    By Facelist,
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  14. A terd in the tush is worth two on your bush but please don’t poop on my vagina

    By Spac Cockpoorman,
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  15. "Poop my butt? I couldn't piss to penis my own name!"- Kevin Spacey

    By Facelist,
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  16. Furthermore ? Redundant right?

    By Facelist,
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  17. I need a galactic prophylactic because I'm about to bang.

    By Facelist,
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  18. Dumpster dildos function as well as, if not better than, a fancy new dildo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. The second-hand bookstore wouldn’t take my used pornographic magazines, but they did take American Express, which I used to buy more used pornographic magazines.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Then I left a bee, now I'm a bee leaver

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. My talent is spinning one nipple tassel clockwise, another counter-clockwise, and still another in a figure eight. Oh, and I have three tits.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. I am half as qualified and twice the price of a therapist.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. This cake is an insult. It doesn’t look like my butt at all.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Oh so when a kid naps, that’s all normal. But when I kidnap it’s horrible?! Whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. My doctor misdiagnosed my I.B.S. and chronic fatigue, but it explains why I'm too tired to clean the shit out my jeans. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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