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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. you'll never be free from the powers that be but you don't have to smile while you drink their pee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Thumbs up if Burn Notice brought you here

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I try not to judge... might help if I stopped carrying a gavel

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. If you think you are going to see little dogs dressed in safety gear and cutting wood or smelting ore you're gonna be disappointed at a puppy mill.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Are you addicted to not divulging your name to fellow members of a popular online hacktivist group!? You may need Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I am so manly that when I lost a tooth I was visited by the Tooth Orc!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. When you think of it they are actually more like boxing mittens...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Ryan, warm up that finger! ...Straight dick doubt though!

    By creampianist,
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  9. If a Canary can do the can-can how many cans did Tucan Sam can at the Cannery in Cannes?

    By sodapopcat,
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  10. *stands clear of the posing whores*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. where, oh where should i put this glass pole?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. My tattoo artist didn't clean his equipment, so now I've got pus coming literally out the yin yang

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. I've heard of Dennis King, but LARRY King?? I wonder if he's related to my next door neighbor, Dennis King

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Many Ewoks died to bring us this awesome dead Ewok party.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. *paints the image for you in words* *accosts you for misinterpreting it*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I drive hard & fuck soft & never use my blinker, except when exiting the freeway, that palace is donkey nuts

    By greazey_bob,   
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  17. pigeons coo, not turkeys!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. That Polaroid picture of a salt shaker ur mama gave you is how you make your money. I suggest you shake it like a woman's ass.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. According to the Framer's Almanac, August is the best month to start planting evidence.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. At least he died doing what he loved; bemoaning a life of regret and fearing the finality of death while his organs slowly failed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. dance lessons sure helped me cope with my fear of taking lessons. My next step is to take goal setting lessons

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. columbine was a tragedy, sure, but have you even seen Avatar?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. 80% of all statistics claim to be sentient but this is not the case with me

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. The new Ghostbusters was pretty good, but I'm waiting for the next remake starring Zach Braff and the band TLC: "Ghost Scrubs (I Don't Want None)"

    By OliviaG,
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  25. In West Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I grew most of my Maize.

    By Frenchfries,
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