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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Workin' hard? Hardly workin'? Gluin' corn nuts to the floor? Verrrrrry interesting...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Nova Scotian corn farmer named Philomena.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. My shirt is approximately the same color as yours. It appears as though you and I received the same memo. Do you have a syringe of corn syrup?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Fun fact: Virgin smurf blood eliminates herpes, provided it was a smurf that gave you the herpes, otherwise known as smurpies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Oh we had fun fun fun for a while, but then fucking DADDY took the T-Bird away. Well the jokes on him, I'm going to start my own podcast!

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. If making stereotypical Asian jokes and being ashamed of my Caucasian heritage is Wong, I don't wanna be white.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Sorry I broke the internet with my butt, I just wanted to see if your router would fit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. The card are all on the table now. I'm calling your bluff, son. I see your manners and I raised you well.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Fingerguns and shitty puns, the Mother Teresa only I knew.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. holler at your buoyancy inspector and that dinghy will never get off the dock

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. God doesn't close a door without opening a window. Which only proves that God is a lousy lodger who doesn't care about the heating costs one bit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. If I had a nickel for every time I submitted a catchphrase it would be useless to me - I live in Europe!

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Fiends Roaming Countrysides, lend me your fears

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Podcaster's Creed

    By Bumpy,
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  15. the spice girls have been romanticized due to their entertainment career, but always remember their role as enforcers in 1930's germany

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. ragamuffins or bag of muffins, its hard to say. These neighborhood kids could pass for either

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. I hate to break this to everybody, but you're all just a bunch of background characters in my novel about the first vampire president

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. There will be a slight delay in filming because Adam Driver's driver's driver's license is expired

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. He saw a sea of easy-surfing sea serpents serving seesaws. I summon thee, Bloodyjuice Mary.

    By JacobCorona,
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  20. Big ups to people of all respeck and necks. De riddim.

    By Sonny Prospect,
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  21. Sometimes coffee makes you smart, and sometimes it makes you fart, so never forget your latte art!

    By LesterPipps,
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  22. man dies of timely death, he was old as shit

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you die

    By RandyMiller,
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  24. What would Jesus do? I'm not sure, but if I'll end up crucified, I'm in.

    By RockTheMullet,
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  25. Contrary to popular belief, the term "contrary to popular belief" was coined by pansexual uber-DJ, The Contrarious Beefy Lee.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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