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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Chapter the Tenth: In Which An Hapless Ninny Imbibes Nine Gills of Gutter Gin on Saint Erasmus’ Day and Finds Himself Incarcerated in Buttshanks-Upon-Cocksfordshire

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Chapter the Eleventh: In Which Sir Pod Casterly Arrives From the Future and Bewitches Lady Cumberteats with His Fashion-Forward Cardigans and Rapier-Like Witticisms

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. A new topic? Newt Optics. Everything looks like a reason to shit your pants when the only thing noteworthy about you is the fact that your eyes couldn’t be bothered to let you see through them, and that they’re the 1st ingredient in 100% of witch’s curses

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  4. While at first I was stupefied by the rocks that she's got, with increased scrutiny I was relieved to find that she was merely Jenny from the block.

    By professorhazard,
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  5. Magic: The Gathering leaves nerds a-blathering, so please be a sweetie and wipe down the seatie

    By professorhazard,
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  6. You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach it to lick your balls.

    By Yabadabadook,
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  7. If it hurts when you are in pain please try not to think about it, doctors prefer to find it after it’s spread to the lymphatic system. Less work for them, plus you get to help your doctors buy a new Porsche while you go bankrupt and then die, penniless.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  8. Would you rather have roses on your piano, or two organ transplants from a discount doctor who can’t even pronounce, much less test for, Hapatitis. He wants to make sure you come back for a new liver in 20 years once the cirrhosis works its magic.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  9. Gimme five, no gimme ten. Forget it, just gimme the whole damn wallet.

    By BarnHen,
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  10. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is a real creep.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Your ego is writing heys that your body can’t nong, man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. It smells like up hotdog in here.

    By PhillyVonkasChocolateFactory,
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  13. For years I thought my father had died in that bakery.... but it was only a yeast infection.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Over the lips and past the gums, look out dentures, I scream when I cum.

    By cleareyesfulldiapers,
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  15. Whether it’s yellow or brown, I go sitting down.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head, because I’m being subjected to Chinese water torture.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Show me your diction and let’s make some young adult friction.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. Restraining order be damned, I’ll do what I please within a hundred feet of a Chuck E. Cheese.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. When I asked you about the Louisiana Purchase, I didn’t mean the hooker you paid for in New Orleans.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. So I said to him “Put that in your pipe and smoke it!”... Because I’m a drug dealer.

    By masonreloaded,
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  21. Elizabeth Taylor fell in love with a sailor / But his heart belonged to the sea / Natalie Wood knew that she should / Feel as pretty as pretty can be

    By Bags of Ham,
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  22. You call that a catchphrase? That’s not a catchphrase. THIS is a catchphrase.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Recipient of the 12th Annual “Excellence in Continuing to Make My Mom ask ‘What’s a Podcast?’” Award.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Franky, my man, I don’t hey a nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. runner up to numb chucks monthly chunker of the month club.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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