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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Out, out, brief candle, I like it dark when I crank my handle

    By IrSasquatch,
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  2. A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friendly Swede can have some problematic views

    By IrSasquatch,
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    • 232 views

  3. A fist in the stink beats a finger in the pink, unless we're playing prison rules

    By Shittybutthole,
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  4. It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world, it’s huggy huggy hug time for all the boys and girls!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 263 views

  5. Sorry CBB

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,
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  6. Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  7. It’s huggy huggy hug time!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  8. It’s huggy huggy hug time all around the world!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  9. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining—but an umbrella would be nice, you disgusting pig.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. There was a young man from Savannah / Who ate everything but bananas / He said with a grimace / As the Grimace walked in and started force-feeding him bananas / “Stop it, dad! You know I’m allergic to bananas!!” (And then he perished.)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. What’s hot dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  12. I just don’t think anti-vax parents get enough representation in superhero movies.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  13. "The ceiling." - Hot Dog

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If there's a moose loose aboot your hoose then you got a broken U button on your keyboard baby.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Please don't poop on my coupon again, when you know I've gotta pod swag my dad bod my friend.

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,
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    • 228 views

  16. I identify as a toaster.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  17. I once dated a vegan who tried to steal a garden. All I wanted was to trim her hedges. Don’t judge, it’s a thing.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  18. Boobs are horns and balls are bells. This, TV has taught me.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  19. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Blink-182, you may be entitled to financial compensation

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 281 views

  20. If this is dysentery, it's not that bad. But if it isn't, I'm kinda' mad.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 278 views

  21. If God's not real then how come Peecha wanchee lockhba tang nannee du chonky troy? Atheists: 0 Christians: 0 Jabba: 1

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. Don’t piss on my boots OR tell me it’s raining—the former is disgusting and the latter is obvious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Umbrella… I’ve just met a girl named Umbrella... and suddenly I’ve found how beautiful a girl named after a collapsible handheld rain shelter can be...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Don’t piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining unless you’re a dog in which case the pissing is excusable because holy shit you’re a talking dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I’ve always dreamed of opening a space that is an automotive repair shop by day, and a strip club by night. It would be so greasy!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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