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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tasting tasteful paints makes for some flavorful taints!

    By Depressed Fairy Nightmare Boy,
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  2. I guess I must be the idiot because the Navy seems to think my popped eye would make me an inferior sailor man.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. When people say “Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!” do the first two “yes”s count towards the thousand or is the real total one thousand and two?

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. The snake in the garden of Eden was the original smooth criminal.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  5. Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in control of the rights to Africa any more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Boy the way Glenn Miller played / Songs that made the hit parade / His plane fell in a fusillade / And shaaaaaaarks ate his face

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. How much lemonade would a tardigrade fabricate if a tardigrade could fabricate lemonade?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. For your safety and for the safety of those around you, I ask that you: Please keep your hands and feet inside me at all times.

    By CougheeLarry&TheBicycleBoyz,
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  9. Fickle pickles tickle and trickle, but sleek cheeks leak chic streaks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Grease ‘em, grab ‘em, squeeze ‘em, and dab ‘em.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. If you pound cake my bundt I might dump cake my Punschkrapfen.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. He who smelt it dealt it, but he who dealt it felt it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Moby it's Mobelline

    By allenpwilliams,
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  14. Plants have leaves, clocks have weaves, ropes have feet, and hands have socks.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. Oh that this too too chocolate ice cream would malt, blend, and resolve itself into a milkshake.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. Don’t serve my Native American grandfather any duck liver, unless you want a Chocktaw Grandpa Foie Gras Faux Pas!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. Gonna wanna Pompeii deez wiggle worms up in yo ass, girl.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Mangle plummetless pussy I could, if not for the meritless centuries away from kindly peers, bestirring my poorest bowels eternal.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. talkin’ tang and slingin’ ‘tent

    By adamgryphon,   
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  21. Whose nipples are dees?

    By BillsBalls,
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  22. Are you gona eat those nipples?

    By BillsBalls,
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  23. No! I'm gona suck em.

    By BillsBalls,
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  24. As Dr. Spitzcumins always said, "I'm not a Doctor I just suck things out of a hose that poke out of the hole in wall number 1 and spit the contents into the hole in wall number 2. I don't ask questions. This is a good job and I don't want to make waves."

    By BillsBalls,
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  25. Warlock socks get my witch in a stitch.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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