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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm protesting Tapioca! Get the hell outta here! No one wants you!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  2. It's National Tapioca Day! Celebrate with us here at K-Mart!!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  3. Have you ever seen Michael Jackson and tapioca pudding in the same room? That's pretty interesting if I do say so myself.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  4. We are the world, we love tapioca. We are the ones who make a thicker pudding, so let's start eating.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  5. I'm ten years old and all I want for Christmas is my 2 legs...I can't walk without them.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  6. The results are in sir, you have tested positive for Tapioca poisoning. The outlook is not good.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  7. Quiet! My favorite TV show is on! It's the season 3 finale of Storage Wars!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  8. I'm not sure if it's the bath salts talking, but your eyeballs taste way sweeter than I thought.  

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  9. A Gallup poll of me showed that 100% of respondents think corn sandwiches “Must be made available immediately.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If this bit be bout a bee that bit me, then a me-bit bee bite bit it be.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. You put the corn on the wonder bread and eat it all up I said DOCTOR

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I was a film major in college now I just film minors at the pool.

    By Saladman,
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  13. Find a penny pick it up the rest of the day you'll have at least one penny

    By Saladman,
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  14. Welcome to comedy bang bang! I'm your host, Jason Mantzoukas!

    By Saladman,
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  15. Welcome to the show where we talk to sick n' festering sheeple

    By Big Cat Music Squad,
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  16. I just flew in from skiing the Andes, and 'dese nostrils are tired

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  17. Its a bird, its a plane, oh its just a cocaine buffet

    By CocaineBuffet,
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  18. Put on a kettle of tea, my dick is clogged and I need a diuretic to pee

    By CocaineBuffet,
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  19. Menopause, more like men I pause!.... because my vagina has rotted into a dry baron crevice

    By CocaineBuffet,
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  20. Testies/Nuts, I don't really care what they are called, doc. Just test these nuts. I've got a bad flare up on my ballsack

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  21. Little boy, blue cum, blow your horn. My 3 favorite search terms

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  22. Warning: Fall risk ahead. The peach you are eating contains a pit.

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  23. You bring a bongo, I bring a bong. Let's get high and percussive all night long!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  24. Visit thecornwichadvocate.com today to join the movement!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I’m eating a corn sandwich right now.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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