Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Hot Fart City gonna set my hole, gonna set my hole on fire

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  2. The caustic Gnostic / Watched a Bob Ross flick, / Prayed, and ate a popsicle pie, / But he couldn’t cool down / With his feet on the ground, / So he took a pill and got himself high; / Then he tinkled ‘til his bladder ran dry. / (Oh my!)

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  3. Semen is as seaman does

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 257 views

  4. BLAAPP

    By Justinstinstin,
    • 0 replies
    • 336 views

  5. Roast Beef, Roast Grief, Roast Daddy Lick My Teef

    By Justinstinstin,
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  6. Yesterday is old, tomorrow is new, I’m stuck in the now why the hell is it with you?!

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  7. My arms are ridden with arthritis and my gosh damn soda has the gingervitis

    By Dingle McCringleberry,
    • 0 replies
    • 320 views

  8. When the fart hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's no more-ay

    By sweetlilclaude,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  9. Fell asleep on the job

    By the constant pardner,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  10. now my penis is quite long and spikey and it reaches way down to my nikes when i run in the sand i must hold it in hand then i soak it in Vaseline nightly

    By the constant pardner,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  11. there once was a young lad from burbank whose taint was quite nice but his fur stank he'd shampoo it at three but at four he would pee then at six it smelled like an old turd, rank

    By the constant pardner,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  12. When I was a child I spoke as child, but when I became a man, I came all over the elephant mans bones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  13. She fucks she ducks down by the sea shnucks

    By StarSpangledSplatter,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  14. press One for eat drink man woman, press two in the stink for pink drank sprang break!

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  15. Elton John did nothing wrong (he's certainly nicer than King Kong)

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
    • 0 replies
    • 328 views

  16. Don't Know, Can't Say, Let's All Pop a Squat Today

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  17. Today is the first day I realised I'd know the phrase, "Today is the first day of the rest of my life," for the rest of my life.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  18. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 239 views

  19. An eye for and eye is a terrible example of bartering.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  20. Listen lady, I don't know who you are or how we got into this mess, but that is not my son and a hotdog is not a sandwich!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 252 views

  21. Flower power in the shower, scrub my back and call me sour

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  22. Vikings, wild, timberwolves...... AND TWINS!!

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  23. You can’t judge a book by its cover. You gotta judge it by how long the fingers of the author are. You don’t want to read something by some short-fingered freak

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  24. This show will not be funny but it is part of a balanced breakfast, so that’s a win

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  25. If you froze your pee you would have a real gross Popsicle

    By CocaineBuffet,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views
×