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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. E.T. bone zone

    By daddysboy,
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  2. Come hence, common MENSA men! Commerce commends cum hens!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  3. It’s none of your BUSINESS where I got these peepers!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  4. It’s like ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife, it’s meeting the man of my dreams after stabbing his beautiful wife.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. Oh, what tangled web we weave when we write the screenplay for All About Steve.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  6. Fair is foul, foul is fair, thoust who smelt it dealt the putrid air.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  7. Call me Ishmael, or you can call me Al, just don’t call me maybe like that Canadian gal.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  8. Tragedy + Time = PTSD

    By MarkDowling,
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  9. Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale, and it may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. An itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout, out my shower head, and bit me on the face, causing a disfiguring necrosis which led to my nickname, “Vernon the Squash-Headed Freakshow Boy”. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. More like Between Two Ficuses. Or is it Fici?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I’m too sexy for my shirt and too smelly to give birth!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. Nobody knows that I can't feel my toes, but everybody toes that I can't smeel my nose

    By Ty Who Interned on CBB Season4,
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  14. Baby grand piano. Never used. Inquire within.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  15. Cuthbert! Catchphrase Submission

    By mmmmillips,   
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  16. “Can I get the Surf and Turf?” asked a hungry Pappa Smurf

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Tragedy plus time equals comedy plus bang plus bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Occlusion. Bifurcate. Specious. Corn. Winsome. Masticate. Impelled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. More like bed, bath, and your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Barack Obama the Talking Llama?! Now I’ve seen it all!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. Hello Cutie? It’s me, your Death Cab driver

    By El Chico Malo,
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  22. I just flew in from the maternity ward and it’s a boy!

    By Wiglot,
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  23. Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! -- hey, is this bartender deaf?!

    By daddysboy,
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  24. Put me in coach, I'm ready to say...my catchphrase

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  25. Look, I don't want any trouble, but I will take some bubble...gum, that is. See, I'm out of it and I'd rather not kick ass at the moment.

    By daddysboy,
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