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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey mister Nong Man tally up me callbacks—ep is done and me wanna do plugs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Roses are not red, violets are not blue. I'm a stupid dumb-dumb with a stinky butt.

    By Tephew Nodd,
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    • 178 views

  3. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my social security number, steal my identity.

    By YourBryIsOpen,
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    • 187 views

  4. If Benjamin Button were Catholic he would’ve died as a skeet-skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Whatever YOLO wants, YOLO gets.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. My proctometrist made me a monocle for my brown eye.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  7. Ohana means family, and family means the basic unit in society traditionally consisting of two parents rearing their children.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  8. Chapter the Twenty-Fifth: In Which Sir Jason of Mantzoukingham Imbibes a Gill of Madeira and Telegrams Lady Aukingford of the Cornshire Aukingfords at Three in the Morn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. We only have time for one more infuriatingly dismissive gesture on the show—and that’s a little something we call shrugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Before Squarespace there was Linespace, and before that there was Pointspace. What was before that? Fonzie, that’s what.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Touching tummies towards the top, towering Thomas touches a lot

    By Baby david,
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  12. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    By Philmccrackn,
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  13. If you need directions to this podcast, it's right up my alley.

    By Philmccrackn,
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  14. From an egg comes a chicken, my ex-girlfriend is a Wiccan

    By chrisrodstewart,
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  15. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones or forget to buy sunscreen.

    By YourBryIsOpen,
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  16. Give a man a kiss, he's yours for the day. Teach a man to kiss, well that just sounds like my mom's relationship with her 33 year-old son, me!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  17. Time to bool out with your tool out, and queef out with your beef out!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. Double double toil and trouble, triple triple twist the nipple, double sag for triple hag, put the candy in the bag.

    By YourBryIsOpen,
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  19. Preheat; skeet-skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. If at first you don't succeed, Ceed probably won't call you again because he's just in it for your sweet, sweet mouth magic.

    By MART BARTENDART,
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  21. Undaunted, he catchphrased on, balls to the wind and back to the past, into the infinite cornfields of Nebraska sector. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Captain’s Log: Having messily exited the perilous Brown Hole of Cornshart 9, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I may be a Johnny come lately, but I’m also a Johnny cum early.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  25. Their rockets are red, their balls are blue. Spay or neuter your pets, or bob barker will neuter you.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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