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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Babies with rabies? Hmmm...maybe!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  2. I may not be your father but you still are a disappointment to me!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  3. "I'm going to tear you a new asshole," the troubled man said in the mirror, "I've no need for an imperforate anus!"

    By DickDirgler,
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  4. Shart, shower, and shave.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. That hole’s where the bee comes out; this hole’s where my pee comes out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. People who aren’t croissant bakers knead not a ply.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Everybody was humping around, and it was hands down, the sexiest funeral in town.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. I don't know Marty, if I knew any better I think your mom was trying to bang you!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Out with the old, and in with the new. That's what I say when I take a poo.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  10. If haste makes waste, then why do I spend 3 hours on the toilet every morning?

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  11. All good things must come to an end. That's why I beat my wife.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  12. Got my wife a jewel-encrusted pop socket. She won shiniest Pap smear at the gynecologist's office this year.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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    • 350 views

  13. I medulla oblongata remember to take my blood pressure medicine.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  14. Does this Juul pod make my Kylie Jenner look racist?

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  15. My urologist, he slip. When he snip, he rip my tip.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  16. I've got sixty nine problems, but erectile disfunction ain't one.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  17. Tee-tee and boo-boo. Pee-pee when I poo-poo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. It’s right up my alley. And by “alley” I mean butthole, and by “it”, I mean bowling ball.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I think, therefore one in the stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. I came here to get two things inside me: French fries and French guys. And you're all out of potatoes, Pierre.

    By stevenbaucom,
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  22. Cash, grass, or ass, nothing is safe from the Hamburgler.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. Every cop is an undercover cop at bedtime

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 247 views

  24. Policy woes and popsicle toes make horses eat the burgermeister's beanie

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 228 views

  25. My oh my oh my, this here puppy could be deaf as a fez

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 221 views
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