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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Girl, I was cosmically probed, and his girth was not of this earth!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 279 views

  2. Son of a son of a son of a son of the son of a Captain Caveman and Son.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 308 views

  3. If you wanna see a muppet get Fucked, you gotta watch some Gonzo Porn.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 250 views

  4. A perfect example of why Ugly Babies need love too.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 255 views

  5. If your pecker touches your butthole than you really can go fuck yourself.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 235 views

  6. A fool and his money are soon parted but a ghoul and his tummy are soon sharted.

    By Alimony Tony,
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    • 338 views

  7. For all intents and purposes my intensive purpose is in a tent with porpoises.

    By Alimony Tony,
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    • 308 views

  8. What do potato chips taste like again? Oh yeah, crunchy.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 255 views

  9. My lawn care service will whack and blow in your yard, and we can take care of your weeds and leaves too if you want.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 269 views

  10. Could you do me a favor and pick up milk on your way home? It’s my favorite Sean Penn movie.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 222 views

  11. Don’t sit there and pretend like you haven’t been fucking these robots, Howie.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 219 views

  12. Pssst. Hey. Scott. You know Weird Al, right? Can you ask him to do Free Falling dressed as Donald Duck and call it Free Balling’? Thanks so much byeee

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. How much mulch would a mustachioed muchacho mulch if a mustachioed muchacho could mulch mulch?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  14. The rapid-fire corn shart is my weapon of choice, and I’ll stink-spray you with kernels if you can’t be noice

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 232 views

  15. Every call is a Butt-dial when you're being an asshole.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 235 views

  16. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink it unless you spike it with a little tequila. Horses are know for being raging alcoholics. It’s sad but what you gonna do?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 223 views

  17. 4 out of 5 women agree and that's being extremely generous.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 245 views

  18. Just for shits and giggles; more like all shits no giggles.

    By The flaccid sphincter,
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    • 156 views

  19. My poker shop is overstocked with polka-dotted soda pop and also those playing cards with Al-Qaida members on them

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 330 views

  20. Toilet paper rock, toilet paper roll

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 374 views

  21. Home again, home again, jiggity-jig! Now make me squeal, daddy, like a greasy little pig!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 309 views

  22. Bruce sluices juice out of his Spruce Goose of a caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 317 views

  23. That's my opinion on a penny. You can take it or leave it.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 226 views

  24. Making my wife queasy sure is fun and easy!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 252 views

  25. No Money, No Honey. Sorry Winnie the Pooh but I'm trying to run a business here!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 247 views
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