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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the breeze I smelled a diseased cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 314 views

  2. Don’t Hate Me ‘Cause My Taint’s Clean

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 232 views

  3. Just a reminder that a vampire cannot enter your home without permission, but Larry King can, and he likes to watch you sleep

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 423 views

  4. I’m afraid, Mr. Worell , that there is​​​​​​​ no Vern. You’ve simply been talking to yourself this whole time.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  5. A rabbi grabbed my third eye on the first date like a bad little boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 310 views

  6. Started from a zygote now I'm here

    By Roy Mooris Day and the Time,
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    • 174 views

  7. "Stitch Fix," also known as, "What engineer Ryan does to salvage these podcasts!" #GetOnTheMic

    By InGen-eer Ryan,
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    • 175 views

  8. I’m a just tipper on the streets and a “just the tip”-er in the sheets.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 280 views

  9. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, which was his first mistake

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 273 views

  10. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma just farted and boy does it smello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  11. The Comedy Man Always Bangs Twice

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  12. Ishtar never did answer the question posed in the film's trailer: Is a bell a Johnny?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 474 views

  13. My parking skills are unparelleled

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. Origam-ME? origam-YOU!

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  15. My kitty ran away from the meat factory.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. I whizzed on the electric fence and let me tell you, I was shocked with what happened next!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 335 views

  17. Before we get to our first guest, let’s take a moment to remember that wombats have cube-shaped poop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 280 views

  18. People who live in glass houses are weird.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  19. You. Me. A bushel of fresh Silver Queen. And a kilo of hand-churned goat butter. Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 240 views

  20. Tender tweeties tend to trickle tweety pee-pee.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. Were you raised in a barn? Cause you look just like a goat I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. When tempers flare, Flaubert plows Renoir’s trough raw.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 281 views

  23. A lewd "Jaws"?! Jude Law's X-rated reboot is a low blow for Gigolo Joe.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 308 views

  24. Shh! It’s covert my yogurt is mediocre.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 282 views

  25. The dialogue in The Fog left me agog, but the twist in The Mist was a bit hit-and-miss.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 278 views
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