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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is it okay that I can't feel my teeth, hold on mom, was that a queef!?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  2. Hey welcome to comedy bang bang your insiders guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz. What up What up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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  3. Thanksgiving is a speed bump to Christmas, but I'll bump speed at Thanksgiving to get through spending time with my family.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  4. How much Allen could an Allen Norris Norris if an Allen Norris could Norris Harrelson?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Trump is being impeached? My penis can only get so erect, so I'll take another Viagra.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  6. These colors don’t run…except into my undies.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Remember, remember... Not the 5th of November, but the episode of Seinfeld where George sees how many fingers Kramer can put in his bum!?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  8. This Thanksgiving, I'll be thankful that I piss when I shit, but don't shit when I piss. Now reach over Grandma and give me a kiss.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  9. The penis is technically a vehicle

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. The proof is in the pudding. also theres som pulverized oreos and a gummy worm.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  11. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by an owl with glasses

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I’ll have a Mulgravey’s Crutch on the rocks with a twist of satsuma

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Dr. Jekyll was a woman doctor?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. One if by land, two if by sea, three o’clock four o’clock if by rock

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. One part comedy, two parts bang: that’s the way WE like to hang.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. This is the church

    By Electric_ian,
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  18. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. I ain’t afraid, if that’s what you’re implying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Don’t jump on my jamboree and I won’t poop in your potpourri.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Sales at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium began to decline when Mrs. Magupermarket's Majestic Supermarket came into town.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by electricity!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. If every reporter ended their interviews with Trump by saying, “okay boomer,” we’d have world peace.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. Sticks and stones may break my bones but I will still tell you nothing. I ain’t a snitch, you are going to have to kill me.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  25. That’s bullshit and you know it! This is human shit and *I* know it!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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