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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No one said this job was going to be easy, but someone’s gotta pull apart the cheeks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I’m contractually obligated to let you eat my rotten cottage cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. What holes must the Play Doh go in to make the cream erupt?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. If you think New York has good salsa, you should see some of the other culture we've appropriated!

    By tonybelmario,
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  5. Somebody poisoned my mom’s applesauce and now’s she’s ill.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. I want a city that never sleeps and a buttered bagel between the sheets

    By tonybelmario,
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  7. New Fork, New Fork! A utensil so nice I came all over my first one

    By tonybelmario,
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  8. Oh, wait a minute. I almost forgot to do this. Let me just ...Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  9. Hey, I'm bangin here! COMEDY bang banging that is!

    By tonybelmario,
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  10. Crack A Window, Air It Out, ‘Cause Daddy’s Driving With His Stick Shift Out!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. It’s a Slippery Slope with the Slippery Pope as we climb up this mountain of Slippery Soap!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. This Fall, think about my Balls...and this Autumn, consider my Bottom.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. The taxis are yellow and the buildings are tall, there's nothing quite like New York in the fall.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  14. We've gotta come to terms before we come to blows. I'm paying you to suck me off so that's the way it goes.

    By Petrofsky37,
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  15. They call me "King Cool" in the land where I pretend. But they really call me nothing cuz I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. New York, New York - the city so nice they named it after a another one in England.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  17. The eyes are the windows to whatever’s inside an eyeball

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Corn is the new Hot

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. The rooster says "cock a doodle do" but the hooker says "any cock will do" and that's the only difference between the two

    By tonybelmario,
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  20. Thomas Osaf Gration’s TOG Babels is the new Heynong Man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Theodor Geisel. Omaha. The number 14. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. No man is an island, but some men are nomads in the no man's land.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  23. Harrison Ford Focus Groupon Demand

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  24. Hello, I'm Al Borland and I regret to inform you that Tim "The Toolman" Taylor has been in a terrible accident.

    By DoggyDoggyDare,
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  25. IMO, Mr. Cho, his M.O. was to do-si-do real slow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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